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milk and cookies

Usually requires a menage-a-trois involving one man and two women. One woman performs oral sex while the other performs a rimjob(please see definition of rimjob if you are unfamiliar with the term) At the height of clmax, the male ejaculates copious amounts of semen into the fellating woman's mouth while simultaneously taking a dump in the mouth of the woman giving him the rimjob. Both women then hold their respective treasures in their mouth, face each other, and engage in a deep, passionate french kiss. This mixes the shit and the semen in both their mouths resulting in "milk and cookies"

*Note-this can be performed on one woman or one man, however it takes a lot of patience and practice. One either has to hold a mouthful of semen while taking a mouthful of shit or vice versa. It should also be noted that it IS possible to make one's self a milk and cookies, but eating your own is just yucky.
John invited the old widower from next door over last night, and we talked her into sharing John's milk and cookies
by Kyle Bucket November 4, 2010
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breast milk

A liquid substance that must be sucked from a woman's ta-ta's. It is extremely beneficial to a child's intellectual ability.

Breast feeding ACT score correlation:
No breast milk: 0-18
3 months breast milk: 18-23
6 months breast milk: 23-28
9 months breast milk: 28-33
12 months breast milk: 33-35
And if you want a freaking smart ass baby, breast feed them til they go to college!
Girl: I love you so much, you are so smart.
Guy: Thanks, my mom just finished breast feeding me. I love breast milk. YUM! (licks lips)
by MOAsisters23 July 15, 2011
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milk shake

to shake ones boosom(s)
(boosoms- boobies, tits, jugs, pearl necklace, titties, hooters, man machine, milk suppliers etc)
"she really knows how to milkshake!!"
"she sure does!"
"i know"
"yep"
"shut up"
by sex-crazed maniac (me) April 22, 2004
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Milk Bags

1. Breasts, usually large, which sag and lack perk to the point of resembling bags. Saggy or baggy tits.
"Yeah, she had real Milk bag titties." or "She have good tits?" "Nah man, she had Fuckin Milk Bags"
by El Cinnimon Crispo July 29, 2006
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man milk

Dumpi' thr man milk made me more relaxed.
by homebox February 2, 2003
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Nigger Milk

Hey! Git Me Some O' Dat Nigger Milk!
by Tixncandy January 4, 2008
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shit milk

1)straight up explosive liquid diarrhea

2)someone who is annoying as shit
"oh man, that mexican food came out straight up shit milk style!"

"what's up shit milk?"

"god damn, this tastes like a fucking shit milk shake!"
by Glenn D December 28, 2005
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