McDonalds 

The greatest fast food place ever. Nuff said.

"Damn thats an awesome burger!! Must be from McDonalds!"

McDonalds by Miranda July 17, 2003

asian mcdonalds 

A pet store...

For people of any other ethnicity, a pet store is a pet store. For asians, it is a fast food joint.

The white man goes to McDonalds to eat cow meat. The asian man goes to Asian McDonalds to eat dog or cat meat.

asian mcdonalds by Joey Pitchfork July 31, 2006

mcdonalds 

last time i went there all i saw were some beaners.

yum im eating a beaner sandwich made by a beaner.

mcdonalds by 66656 June 21, 2004

McDonalds 

If somebody is actually stupid enough to read this far down, especially about something as boring as macd's, then please mail me. [e-mail]. It would be interesting to know how sad you are. BTW, I know someone who works there and puts hairs in the burgers when he cooks them. Once he put a dead spider in. It was funny.

Why are McNuggets always cold?

McDonalds by Random December 17, 2003

McDonalds 

Your boyfriend wants anal and promises you a meal, takes you to McDonalds, and you pay for yours AND his!

Lad:Awwwwwww my ex wud neva let me av anal! your a propa safe bird u r!
i'll buy u a meal! make that ten burgers for me please dear!!! hey! ive forgot my wallet!
Chic: Well aint that just DANDY?

McDonalds by Trinkbar_Trina March 29, 2005

McDonalds 

Neccessary for life

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm

McDonalds by M-MM-MM-MM-M September 17, 2003

mcdonalds 

a fast food conspiracy, that the Canadians use to make the world obsess so that they can shift the earths orbit in order to make fun of the Americans. mostly dumb white people.

Niger lets go to mcdonalds and get a big mac.I am to fucking fat I can't move I think i shifted the Earths orbit. Damn those fucking canadians. Amen

mcdonalds by bottle cap April 2, 2008