Courtney Love

Talented singer/songwriter with the grunge band Hole, and recently solo. Contrary to popular belief, Hole were bigger than Nirvana when Courtney met that band's frontman, Kurt Cobain.
Often blamed for his death by raving mad conspiracy theorists, who also believe that we never landed on the moon, Elvis is alive, and McCartney is dead.
See scapegoat for people looking for someone to blame for Cobain's death.

Person One: "I hate Courtney Love, she killed Kurt and writes bad songs."
Person Two: "k"

Courtney Love by JesusWritesPunkSongs January 23, 2005

love shy 

The unfortunate characteristic of chronic shyness, affecting about 1% of heterosexual males. They have too much anxiety when it comes to women, and are too intimidated to get to know them intimately.

"Johnny is a nice, good looking guy, but unfortunately he will probably never get married because of his love shyness."

love shy by anonimuss January 20, 2008

Tough Love

Another version of "being cruel to be kind". To show somebody some tough love today will save them heartache in the future but may cause a small amount of upset for the reciever immediately after the "Tough Love" has been dispensed. They would suffer more if you let them get on with their life with no interference from third parties.

Leo-"I'm gonna ask that girl out on a date"
Chris-"You'd be wasting your time, you are ugly, overweight and suffer severely from B.O. and thats just your good points, take it from me, she will reject you, maybe not straight away, perhaps she will rinse your bank account first, but you have no future with that girl, I'm sorry mate the writing is on the wall"
Leo-"Harsh words, but priceless advice, I guess thats what they call tough love"
Chris-"It sure is, look it up on the Urban dictionary, on second thoughts, you better not"

Tough Love by Chris VG May 24, 2007

love wrestling 

A game in which you and your love, non-violently wrestle by just holding on to each other, and trying to pin the other person down, if you pin your partner down for 5 seconds, you remove 1 article of clothing. This continues until of the partners is completely naked. Kissing are allowed for extra challenge.

Me and my girlfriend just got back from dinner, so instead of going straight to sex, we had a game of love wrestling

love wrestling by Dr. Love2938u4 November 13, 2009

Hello Love 

A friendly greeting when you get a call from your friends, parents, tax collectors, ect. Preferrably in an English accent

{ring ring}

Hello?

Hello this is (blah blah blah) from (blah blah blah) collections company.

Oh! Hello Love!

Hello Love by karidababithitter November 3, 2010

one sided love 

when your in love with someone who is either in love with someone else or not you. basically only one of the two people have romantic feelings for one.

one sided love is heartbreaking

one sided love by Bruhduddles June 9, 2018

puppy love 

1) The love between a young couple within a few weeks of getting together. Not really true love, more blind affection - immature, young love. Tyically occurs before one person becomes a bitch.

2) An act of beastiality. Usually illegal.

1) That relationship will never last - its a case of puppy love between those two

2) Dang, that puppy love sure chafed my dick

puppy love by barneyg June 20, 2003