lobster eyes

When someone's eyes are extremely far apart from each other

Is your bitch from the sea? Cuz she got lobster eyes

by magones May 5, 2016

Lobsterdog

A meal prepared on a split-top hot dog bun. Toasted with lobster and hot butter sauce, prepared in the US Midwestern states.

We went back to Becky's trailer to down a couple lobsterdogs.

by subnetguru July 31, 2016

lobster eye

When you go and rub your eyes in a girls vagina on her period

I really wish I wouldn't have lobster eyed that girl from Missoula

by lobster eye June 16, 2016

lobster legs

when you get red lobster-like legs from sunburn

"put some sun cream on or you'll get lobster legs !"

by Clawcracker May 13, 2016

Lobster

When a partner places his or her thumb in rectum and fondles and cups testicles simultaneously.

Got an awesome lobster of missus last night

by Hounds December 15, 2016

lobsterominus

Invented by James Corden and Jack Whitehall in the Big fat quiz (2012). It can mean anything you want depending on tone and context. It's a wonderfull word! It's Lobsterominus!

"Omg that pizza is so Lobsterominus"

"Are you really wearing that? It's so Lobsterominus"

"That party was so freaking Lobsterominus"

by Jangang March 2, 2017

Lobster pussy

Lobster pussy is when a woman hasn't cleaned her pussy therefor smells like a lobster

Daniel - " take off your panties "
Samantha - * takes of panties *
Daniel -" oh fuck! You have ' lobster pussy '! "

by Dragyourballsonmyface101 May 3, 2017