log of legends

A Legendary defecation, not just Epic but possibly the most ultimate shit that gives 90+ marginal utility and the release of dopamine for many an hour. If you don’t feel the urge to share the event with a sibling it isn’t a Log of Legends.

Logs of Legends are laid by Champions in their quest for Nexus obliteration – make Nidalee proud, ya filthy animal!
Urban myth – eSport is a term coined by and stolen from a Lancastrian latrine when a patron of said latrine had passed a Log of Legends and was sat unwiped in blissful enjoyment of their own stench. Another patron entered the communal area and uttered the now immortal soliloquy – “ eee sport, what the fuck did tha ‘ave from th’kebab shop last night? ‘ave yer guts died and gone bad or is it…nah…maybe…a Log of Legends?” – just before dying from the WMD.
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Net-Legend

A person who reached legendary status via the World Wide Web. Andrew Jackson a.k.a. DZK is a good example of this.
Joe: Yo, have you heard of DZK?

Mark: Yeah man, he's a total net-legend.

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by Wencher August 13, 2009
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Legend of the Gor Snipe

Once on a wall of an ancient Mayan cave it foretells of an ancient prophecy that one day a man with a brown mark on his cheek will rise to take the mantle from lord jahovah as the one and only Snipe god, this man is El Gor Main. El Gor Main originates from a land down south be the name of Beanville. El Gor main is foretold to have three ancient guard dogs, Cody, Kobe Beef, and Chico only for the purpose of sucking thy mole when thou mole hasn’t received proper sucking. It’s prophesies that one day El Gor Main will return to a land call diedany in order to acquire a weapon made for the gods call Ga Row Snip.
Legend of the Gor Snipe plz lemme suck the mole
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Legend Empire Records LLC

A record label founded by Jr Da Artist

That’s signing legendary talent and aspiring artist to establish their greatness to build and become the #1 music label in the world.
If you want to become a music legend come get signed to Legend Empire Records LLC.
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pike legend

Legendary levels of 1 of 3 categories: Douchiness, Roofiness, or you have been smashed by so many Pikes you’re forever a “Pike Legend
That chick was a “Pike Legend” . She knocked down half the chapter.
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Aka-Legend

A person of fundamental importance to the atmosphere and daily life at the academy of arts Stuttgart.
Oh my god! It‘s the Aka-Legend! I need to get an autograph on my arm right now!!!
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