Lazy kitty

When a girl just lays with her legs spread just waiting for sex.

Jane was just a lazy kitty when her boyfriend wanted sex.

by Pmdono August 12, 2016

Lazy log

One who wakes in bed but lays there for hours.

I woke up this morning and I slept like a log, and layed there throughout the day. Like a Lazy log

by Yoshi10116 June 7, 2018

Lazy Susan

When you make a poop that’s acid levels are so far off the pH scales that it burns through ones undies.

Phil: “Do you have a fresh change of undies, mine have a hole in the back”
The Chicken Tendies man: “You must’ve dropped a raging Lazy Susan”

by BradTheChad June 18, 2018

lazy christan

The person who says they are Christan but only goes to church on Christmas

"You going to church Joe?"
"Nah I'mma just watch the live stream."
"Wow you are a lazy Christan."

by Web quest December 9, 2018

Lazy

Abby

Abby is the laziest person in the world
Abby is so lazy

by CCampbell April 22, 2017

Lazy

Christina Sarah Gault

lazy christina sarah gault lazy

by weirdowithanaccount August 9, 2018

the lazy leroy

The lazy leroy you call romba over to polish the family jewels telling alexa to cancel order for fleshlight

My wife walked in on the lazy leroy. After our anniversary

by Maskmademaskmademedoitdoit February 1, 2021