kitrell

A big fat Fuck that puts his dick in everything. He will Come over and Fuck yo bitch in front of you and not give a Fuck then eat your food and piss in your sink then go take a shower and Fuck yo bitch again while eating your krispy kreme doughnuts

Look at that Kitrell over there eating your food and fucking your bitch

by Kitrell April 24, 2015

kite

verb. to give lots of hugs and kisses and flirt with someone till they feel as high as a kite

person 1: did you hear what ella did to marco?
person 2: no what did she do?
person 1: she kited him
person 2: oh that marco is a lucky man

by Finky_father_figure April 20, 2019

flying kites

another way of saying tripping on acid.

Hippy 1: "I like flying kites."
Hippy 2: "Me too."

by davins February 23, 2009

Kitten

An adorable rape doll that you just can't resist.

Alex: Look at my kitten!!
Cody: What kitte- holy shiznet, that rape doll is cute!
*Steals it and rapes it*

by xx0numb0xx August 11, 2010

Kittensaurusrex

A rather large half fluffy half scaly evil being that plans to eat people and take over the universe.
It also likes to sex up small children, don't ask why it just does.

"Dude do you see that kid getting raped by the kittensaurusrex"-MaT
"Yeah and he's eating some dude too"-Zane
"Has anyone seen my child... OH MY GOD IT'S A KITTENSAURUSREX RUN FOR YOU LIFE!!!!"-Judy
"What the fuck did Zane slip in my drink?"-Sav

by TMJ_Kitten_Eater August 4, 2009

Kitten-caboodle

Started in the late to mid 1990s

A pet name given to a beautiful girl whom you will always love more then all the stars in the universe.

RoseAnn, I love you so much... you will always be my “kitten-caboodle”!

by Jbluvsrd71595 September 2, 2018

Punching kitten

To have sex. If punching the clown is masturbating, punching kitten is having sex.

A particularly classy set of phrases aren't they?

"I spent the weekend punching kitten! You losers probably had to settle for punching the clown."

by Havoc79 June 10, 2008