jesse mccartney

extremely sexy, talented actor/singer who sings beautiful songs that would make any hopelessly romantic girl melt.

The lyrics to "Beautiful Soul" and "She's No You" are so cute!

by MLG March 25, 2005

Jersey

A small Island in the in the British Isles, which stupidly got renamed New Jersey what no american noes about.
Similar to Guernsey, Alderney, Sark and other Channel Islands.

Has great beaches
Warm

Good weather

Never is heard of

guy 1 : Went to Jersey Last weekend .
guy 2 : Never heard of it.

by d-_-b DJ Relax February 27, 2010

Jersey Shore

NJ's coastline from Sandy Hook to Cape May.
Has lately gotten a bad rap because of MTV's fake, ridiculous show but aside from a handful of Seaside Guidos, has some of the nicest sandy beaches from Maine to the Carolinas.

Also, NJ has the most rigorous ocean water quality testing program in the nation and has the cleanest water in the mid Atlantic Region.

So if the Guido crowd is not for you but you still want to a great beach to take your family than check out:
-Sandy Hook
-Ocean Grove
-Avon by the Sea
-Belmar (weekdays)
-Seaside Park (Yeah Really)
-Island Beach
-Long Beach Island
-Stone harbor
-Cape May

The Jersey Shore: Now with less Guido!

by 07079 June 11, 2010

Jersey Shore

The term for beaches in New Jersey. You don't go "to the beach," you go, "down the shore."

Person from Pennsylvania: We went to the Jersey beach this summer.
Jersey kid: There aren't any beaches in Jersey, dipfuck.

by Fork You December 9, 2004

Jersey Snowblower

When a guy holds a chick up by her legs and has her walk on her hands down a row of guys, fellating them all in a row, and making them cum, then spitting the cum to one side, creating the illusion of snow being blown.

Vinny's girl said she liked it kinky, so he lined up his tanning buddies and pulled a Jersey Snowblower.

by Denton 8 May 13, 2009

Jersey Claw

A style of bangs often worn in conjunction with a mullet on a woman popular in the late 1980's, but which is still seen occasionally on certain individuals. The bangs would be cut straight across the forhead, but teased to produce a circular puff.

"When I got my hair done for prom, the lady messed it up so much. She gave me a Jersey Claw."

"What year was your prom?"

"1992."

by Otterific October 10, 2008

Jersey Moonpie

You have a threesome, at the end you cum in one of the girls butt and she farts out the cum into the other girls mouth.

I invited Tracy and Annie to my house last night for a threesome and they both begged me for the jersey moonpie

by surveillance cousin October 6, 2009