Jason is dumb
by Ava poopydoopie March 31, 2020
Get the jason mug.A charming handsome man who lives in California. He is a young successful entrepreneur aspiring to become a doctor. Jason Xiao played Varsity football and is a health freak.
5'10-11" 195 lbs. Lifts 145 kg to waist, 94 kg over-head.
Has a young sister named Katie and an acquaintance named Jasper whom is gay and should die in a train wreck.
5'10-11" 195 lbs. Lifts 145 kg to waist, 94 kg over-head.
Has a young sister named Katie and an acquaintance named Jasper whom is gay and should die in a train wreck.
by JxH April 7, 2009
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Jason means rigatoni in Italian. A person with a wide tubal body shape and the personality of a wet noodle.
by Words by me June 27, 2016
Get the Jason mug.This is a man that is hard to forget. He is oh so handsome and is amazing in bed. He will most definitely keep you coming back for more. He says all the right things and can with stand any kind of storm. He never gives up. He is a bit of a badass too and would do anything to protect the ones he loves the most. He can also be soft and kind heart when he wants to be. When he holds you it feels like no one in the world could ever hurt you. He makes you feel protected. When he kisses your forehead you heart melts. He is strong and confident and is always ready to meet you on the battlefield. He can talk his way in and out of just about anything. When Jason loves he loves hard and you better not think about looking in his ladies direction cause he will most definitely take your head off. His woman and his children are his everything. He wants to be a good man and he will be. That's my Jason.
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I love you Jason. ❤️
by Mamaraychilz May 19, 2018
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by jasmine bum December 1, 2019
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1. To put off a baseball game because of a possible threat of rain, because rain could mess up the start of the game.
2. To put something off because you know that you'll do a better job if you do it later, or because there's a chance that you could do it wrong at the moment that it's assigned.
1. To put off a baseball game because of a possible threat of rain, because rain could mess up the start of the game.
2. To put something off because you know that you'll do a better job if you do it later, or because there's a chance that you could do it wrong at the moment that it's assigned.
1. "Did you hear about last night? They put a Jason Verlander Delay on the Athletics/Tigers game because it was gonna rain. Yeah, it was only some passing stormclouds, but y'know, the rain could have really messed up Verlander's start."
2. "I'm on some cold meds, so I'm Verlander Delaying my math homework until I can focus better."
2. "I'm on some cold meds, so I'm Verlander Delaying my math homework until I can focus better."
by LukieInTheSky June 1, 2010
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