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January 31

The day where short people must do everything short people want!
January 31 is a day for tall people to get what they want.
by Viknetic January 30, 2023
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January 5th

Global twink obliteration day. The day that twinks worldwide shake in their cowboy boots at the mere thought of.
“Hey, did you buy your flamethrowers for January 5th yet?”
“Not yet, I’ve been stocking up on dynamite.”
by ☠︎ September 25, 2023
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Jumba January

Where boys and girls go around and use the art of Jumba on each other.
I am going to jumba you so hard, because now it’s Jumba January!
by Mr.Blackman1908 October 7, 2020
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28th January

Wear your hogwarts house colour for the day - Fellow Potterhead
28th January Is Potterhouse Day!
by Potterhead (Hufflepuff) November 28, 2020
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25 january

The day at which the egyption revolution starts ,It was an intiative and a lead for most arabic revolutions and many youth sacrafice their life for its succeed and it did theoritaclly but it didn't virtually because nothing really change after it.And I hope one day it will.
for those who died for our country in 25 january we will make it right the next time.\
by a worried one about his people February 1, 2021
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26 January

If you was born in this day you are a child of a god
Are you fcking mirrin bruh”26 january
by SonOfZeus26 November 21, 2021
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6th January

Today is a very special day when you hum the mid-air today!!!

(Should be great fun)
Lad: *humps mid-air
Lad-2: What was that for?
Lad: 6th January??
Lad 2: Ohhh yeah! *humps mid-air
by EveryDayIsAGoodDay January 6, 2022
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