Jake is the hottest and cutest guy around. He has sexy blond hair, and gorg blue eyes. Not only is he hot, he is also the NICEST person in the WHOLE WORLD, who is VERY considerate and cares about others. He is the PERFECT guy!
A: OMG I just met the NICEST AND HOTTEST GUY IN THE WHOLE WORLD. Guess who it was??
K: JAKE!!!!!!!!!!!
A: You betcha!
K: JAKE!!!!!!!!!!!
A: You betcha!
by Monkeyzebra57 November 7, 2013
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But no big things can bring him down.
But no big things can bring him down.
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Get the Jake mug.Jakeball is a derrogotary term used in scotland to refer to a chronic alcoholic. For example some old guy drinking cheap cider at half past eight in the morning is most likely a Jakeball. This phrase is often shortened to "Jakey" or "Jake".
The word "Jake'd" can be used to describe a state of extreme or disgracefull drunkeness in an affectionate way without implying that the drunken person is an alcoholic.
The word "Jake'd" can be used to describe a state of extreme or disgracefull drunkeness in an affectionate way without implying that the drunken person is an alcoholic.
1"I found some Jakeball passed out on my car this morning"
2"my dad is a fucking Jake, the cunt nicked my last cans out of the fridge"
3"I was well Jaked last night, did I leave my shoes at your place?"
4"no I dont have any spare change ya Jakey bastard"
2"my dad is a fucking Jake, the cunt nicked my last cans out of the fridge"
3"I was well Jaked last night, did I leave my shoes at your place?"
4"no I dont have any spare change ya Jakey bastard"
by glamourfailurezone September 8, 2008
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someone who smells, steals from amy, with scraggy hair, speaks like a begoi and wears handy-dooners.
someone who smells, steals from amy, with scraggy hair, speaks like a begoi and wears handy-dooners.
by amy hogg December 15, 2008
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