A sexual act where a man straddles his female partners head (facing her feet) while lowering his testicles into her mouth for her to suck. At the same time jacking his cock, shooting streams of cum on her belly, pussy, and drippings onto her chin and tits.
Dude, my girl and I were going at like crazy last night! I tea jacked the piss out of her busting my cum all over her wet pussy! It was much better then just tea bagging her!
by DSatch December 30, 2009
Get the Tea Jackedmug. I'm not ironing a shirt, I'm a man! I'll just jack mccarthy it tonight which will keep my elbows warm
by tadtheband October 18, 2008
Get the Jack McCarthymug. A sexual act in which the male slaps his partner in the face with his penis as he is ejaculating. The action may include using the penis to rub and smear the semen all over the partners face. The action continues until the male has finished ejaculating and the penis begins to relax.
"Dude, my girl gave me a blow job last night and I slapper-jacked her face so bad she looked like an albino by the time I was done!"
by gavinikki January 4, 2009
Get the Slapper-jackmug. by Ma$terC August 3, 2017
Get the Jack Strengthmug. When you date a girl for more than a year and get nothing but a kiss (EXTREME FRIEND ZONE)
Have to resort to tickiling after failure to secure walls
Have to resort to tickiling after failure to secure walls
by Shay Hill (Tip Monster) December 26, 2016
Get the John Jackedmug. to suddenly morph into a mannequin or dummy at the precise moment of being hurled through solid objects, like glass windows, etc.
ya man, this kid in my physics class totally billy jacked out the 2nd floor window in the middle of lecture. i think he was on pcp.
dude. you're on pcp.
dude. you're on pcp.
by trickyleg June 21, 2011
Get the billy jackedmug. by ninnymuggins69 July 9, 2011
Get the Jack Barfmug.