jack sparrow

A caribbean cocktail-blend in human form: Dishonest, trustworthy, brilliant, hilarious, mysterious, witty, quick, agile, roguish, handsome, and much much more.

To pull a Jack : A certain lifestyle, including piracy, smuggling, impersonating an officer of the Spanish Royal Navy, impersonating a cleric of the Church of England, sailing under false colors, arson, kidnapping, looting, poaching, brigandage, pilfering, depravity, depredation, and general lawlessness.

by Jacky March 9, 2004

A jack dane

When you projectile poo all over the body of somebody's mum at their funeral

Person 1: did you hear what happend last week?
Person 2: no what happend
Person 1:that lad over there did a jack dane at Henry's mums funeral lmao

by Gay lord69 November 27, 2020

jack kanoff

Jack Kanoff is like the name Ben Dover, only in this case when you say the name it sounds like Jacking Off, which is masturbating.

*person puts kahoot name as Jack Kanoff*
Teacher: "Who's Jacking Off?"
Kids: *laugh*

by Virgin#69 November 21, 2019

samurai jacked

getting pit-pocketed in japan

Yesterday I was samurai jacked by some moron in a jumpsuit.

by ninjymnast December 21, 2010

jack luo

An Asian boy that knows everything from random facts to answers of blizzard questions. He is a very interesting, sometimes weird person that cannot find what he wants to do. Even though he lacks common sense, deep down he really enjoys supporting others in what they do and is a good friend to any who dares a challenge.

Me: What are some of the stupidest mistakes anyone has made?
Jack Luo: When the United States decided to sell 1 dollar coins for 1 dollar.
Me: Why is that stupid?
Jack Luo: People can just use a credit card and get unlimited points from that cheat.
Me: ...

by Kelly Yang April 9, 2020

Jack Tretton

Jack Tretton is the President and CEO of Sony Computer Entertainment of America (SCEA), also known as the Xbane. During E3 2013 he slew the abomination of the green dragnos, Xbox One.

He totally went Jack Tretton on EA

by FatalEvolution June 10, 2013

Jack Dagnals

Also known as Jack Daniels, JD, etc. The way real hungrier-than-thou men pronounce it.

For reference: see Epic Meal Time.

Harley: We cooked with a little Jack Dagnals. Just kidding, we used a lot of Jack Dagnals. A LOT.

by go60go May 9, 2011