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John Jacked

When you date a girl for more than a year and get nothing but a kiss (EXTREME FRIEND ZONE)
Have to resort to tickiling after failure to secure walls
Bro he hasn't gotten any walls she "John jacked" him
by Shay Hill (Tip Monster) December 26, 2016
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term-jack

The act of taking control of a co-worker's unlocked computer while he is away from his desk and sending out embarrassing e-mails.
"What the hell was that e-mail about you liking little boys?"
"Aww, that gomer Nishan term-jacked me when I went to the bathroom."
by Russ April 6, 2005
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Jack McCarthy

To wear a long sleeved t-shirt under a short sleeved t-shirt
I'm not ironing a shirt, I'm a man! I'll just jack mccarthy it tonight which will keep my elbows warm
by tadtheband October 18, 2008
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Slapper-jack

A sexual act in which the male slaps his partner in the face with his penis as he is ejaculating. The action may include using the penis to rub and smear the semen all over the partners face. The action continues until the male has finished ejaculating and the penis begins to relax.
"Dude, my girl gave me a blow job last night and I slapper-jacked her face so bad she looked like an albino by the time I was done!"
by gavinikki January 4, 2009
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Tea Jacked

A sexual act where a man straddles his female partners head (facing her feet) while lowering his testicles into her mouth for her to suck. At the same time jacking his cock, shooting streams of cum on her belly, pussy, and drippings onto her chin and tits.
Dude, my girl and I were going at like crazy last night! I tea jacked the piss out of her busting my cum all over her wet pussy! It was much better then just tea bagging her!
by DSatch December 30, 2009
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Jack Barf

An insult for an ignorant or stupid person; First used in the television series "Zeke and Luther"
Don't look at me you fucking jack barf.
by ninnymuggins69 July 9, 2011
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Jack Strength

The sudden reflexes acquired to do stuff after jacking off. Used by Itsreal85 on YouTube.
I just clicked on this YouTube video in a heartbeat like I have immortal jack strength.
by Ma$terC August 3, 2017
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