The Curse of the Squidgy Gun
A Horror Story
by H uman
Whilst investigating the death of a local nurse, a brave swordsman called Elizabeth Barker uncovers a legend about a supernaturally-cursed, squidgy gun circulating throughout Kent. As soon as anyone uses the gun, he or she has exactly 80 days left to live.
The doomed few appear to be ordinary people during day to day life, but when photographed, they look translucent. A marked person feels like a solid tortoise to touch.
Elizabeth gets hold of the gun, refusing to believe the superstition. A collage of images flash into her mind: a slimy puppy balancing on a cold nurse, an old newspaper headline about a golfing accident, a hooded aardvark ranting about ankles and a drinking well located in a grand place.
When Elizabeth notices her thighs have tortoise-like properties, she realises that the curse of the squidgy gun is true and calls in her granddaughter, a police officer called Mavis McCallister, to help.
Mavis examines the gun and willingly submits herself to the curse. She finds that the same visions flash before his eyes. She finds the slimy puppy balancing on a cold nurse particularly chilling. She joins the queue for a supernatural death.
Elizabeth and Mavis pursue a quest to uncover the meaning of the visions, starting with a search for the hooded aardvark. Will they be able to stop the curse before their time is up?
A Horror Story
by H uman
Whilst investigating the death of a local nurse, a brave swordsman called Elizabeth Barker uncovers a legend about a supernaturally-cursed, squidgy gun circulating throughout Kent. As soon as anyone uses the gun, he or she has exactly 80 days left to live.
The doomed few appear to be ordinary people during day to day life, but when photographed, they look translucent. A marked person feels like a solid tortoise to touch.
Elizabeth gets hold of the gun, refusing to believe the superstition. A collage of images flash into her mind: a slimy puppy balancing on a cold nurse, an old newspaper headline about a golfing accident, a hooded aardvark ranting about ankles and a drinking well located in a grand place.
When Elizabeth notices her thighs have tortoise-like properties, she realises that the curse of the squidgy gun is true and calls in her granddaughter, a police officer called Mavis McCallister, to help.
Mavis examines the gun and willingly submits herself to the curse. She finds that the same visions flash before his eyes. She finds the slimy puppy balancing on a cold nurse particularly chilling. She joins the queue for a supernatural death.
Elizabeth and Mavis pursue a quest to uncover the meaning of the visions, starting with a search for the hooded aardvark. Will they be able to stop the curse before their time is up?
by H uman January 7, 2022
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When Dena told Shawn that she could beat his ass racing go-karts it was a semi true story. semi true story.
*She likes to drive fast but nowhere near a fast as he likes to drive. She just really wants to tease him and have fun. She knows she could never win, but it would be fun to try!
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by DenaLee June 22, 2016
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Get the cool story bromug. The story of blind love is one about loving someone who doesnt love you back.
The mythical Tale follow's the two gods, Pothus or Ποθος (god of sex) and Chrysus or Χρυσος (god of gold).
The story show's the ignorance of men. Pothus is God of sex, and could make any God fall in love with him, This makes him forget about Chrysus, the only god who loved him for more than his sexual powers. Chrysus was worth more than the others but he could not see it.
The story and many alternate endings: one where Chrysus moves on and Pothus is left with no one, One where Pothus gets married and Chrysus is left with a deep pain everyday, One where Pothus realizes his mistake and they get together, and one where they split and lead different lifes.
Other Variations of the story include:
The story of Sex and Gold.
The story of Pothus and Chrysus
The story of james and hiranya
The story of the gods of Sex and gold.
The Value of Gold and sex
The story of Hiranya's golden love for James God of sex.
The mythical Tale follow's the two gods, Pothus or Ποθος (god of sex) and Chrysus or Χρυσος (god of gold).
The story show's the ignorance of men. Pothus is God of sex, and could make any God fall in love with him, This makes him forget about Chrysus, the only god who loved him for more than his sexual powers. Chrysus was worth more than the others but he could not see it.
The story and many alternate endings: one where Chrysus moves on and Pothus is left with no one, One where Pothus gets married and Chrysus is left with a deep pain everyday, One where Pothus realizes his mistake and they get together, and one where they split and lead different lifes.
Other Variations of the story include:
The story of Sex and Gold.
The story of Pothus and Chrysus
The story of james and hiranya
The story of the gods of Sex and gold.
The Value of Gold and sex
The story of Hiranya's golden love for James God of sex.
The story of Sex and Gold:
Pothus and Chrysus first meet in spring. By summer they are in almost in love. Although Pothus loves Chrysus deep down; He forms many relationships with other gods. Eventually Pothus puts his love for Chrysus aside, and only returns for her when his relationships fail. Chrysus grows ever more in love with him, but stays in the deep pain of not being loved equally back. Pothus is Blinded by the attenttion of others that he cannot see the gold that loves him already.
Pothus and Chrysus first meet in spring. By summer they are in almost in love. Although Pothus loves Chrysus deep down; He forms many relationships with other gods. Eventually Pothus puts his love for Chrysus aside, and only returns for her when his relationships fail. Chrysus grows ever more in love with him, but stays in the deep pain of not being loved equally back. Pothus is Blinded by the attenttion of others that he cannot see the gold that loves him already.
by Zudef story December 29, 2012
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4. Oi Raelene, cool story bro, thought it was fucking amazing myself
2. Oi Raelene, cool story bro, needs more dragons and shit!
3. Oi Raelene, put a bookmark in your cool story and continue from no one gives a fuck
4. Oi Raelene, cool story bro, thought it was fucking amazing myself
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"This one time, at band camp."
"Dude, that was horrible, put it in the pointless story jar"
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