waffle iron

A "Waffle Iron" is when you bang a girl from behind, while holding her face into a chain-link fence. You hold her face (firmly) against the fence until after you've blown your load.

When she removes her face from the fence, it will have the marks in it, making her face look like it's been put in a waffle iron.

Richard wants to break my face after he saw the Waffle Iron I gave his sister!

by cyn1c4l April 30, 2006

Slanging that iron

Having a big dick

“I’m slanging that iron” “Dick never been small”

by Bearacootea October 27, 2019

Nine iron

a derogatory word for any oriental because they all look like they have been hit in the face with a nineiron

That nineiron over there is almost hot.

by Nipsey Chunkalot May 13, 2003

Iron Groundhog

when a dude uses a magnet to pull a metal probe out of a lady's poop shoot or coochie after insertion.

Jordan Shafapay loves to give out the Iron Groundhog to Chase Smith's mother

by Doctor Ballscratch May 18, 2004

Ironman

In close reference to "superman", ironman is when a man gets upset with his female companion for not having sex with him and cums all over her body, wraps her up in alluminum foil, and lets it dry so that she looks like the super hero; Ironman.

"That chick looks so ugly that she needs to be ironmanned".
"She didn't put out so i ironmanned her".

by B. J. Manlove February 27, 2008

ironic

Irony's a form of speech where the real meaning is hidden or contradicted by the words used.

It is IRONIC that the 1995 Alanis Morrisette song of the same name contains no irony. Or is that the point?

The web audience is so intelligent, they don't need an example sentence. I'm being ironic, of course.

by Mike Jah November 13, 2005

Iron mask

When three gentlemen splay their manhoods on a persons face to form the shape of an iron mask. One penis must lay from the forehead covering the nose. The other two penises should lie on the face underneath the eyes touching the first penis. Balls should be positioned on the forehead and both ears respectively. Best performed while someone is sleeping.

Kate passed out on the sofa so we gave her an iron mask

by Ben Ben Bruce Bruce October 18, 2007