by quare fellow March 15, 2004
Yo, did you hear about how kinky Damien's mom is? She likes to watch me masturbate then be a human tissue. It's hot!
by Billy Blue June 07, 2009
A person so utterly nauseating, repulsive, and abominable that they can only be equated with a cold, quivering blob of ejactulate.
by Mike August 07, 2003
An individual who prepares the sandwiches in places such as subway or quiznos. This definition is somewhat derogatory but reflects the lowly status of this 'occupation'.
by Ryd June 25, 2006
The part of the human psyche that compels people to refer to anything counterproductive or stupid as the "human condition".
by Valsprok February 04, 2013
by michael foolsley July 13, 2011