hate holds

Less pleasant version of 'love handles'

While Ming the Merciless referred to them as love handles, his concubines felt they were more like hate holds.

by joshofbass October 29, 2011

COVID Hold Crisis

COVID Hold Crisis—where we get to spend countless hours per week on hold, being cut off, being transferred from person to person (most of whom have such a thick foreign accent it is impossible to communicate).

I am so tired of wasting my time on the phone due to the Covid Hold Crisis.

by Patience is a virtue! April 22, 2022

holding up fours

holding up fours means that you are very hot

the person holding up fours over there is hella hot

by so silly0000 August 15, 2022

holding the bowling ball

When (usually) two females are having sexual inter course and one female inserts her middle and ring finger into the vaginal opening , and her thumb in the anus.

In bed, her favorite sex move is holding the bowling ball.

by Aaayyyee-it's-me March 3, 2017

You make me realize I need. I will be there hold on!

It's brotherly love guy. No no we are not gays.

Mikaela: I want your period blood. You make me realize I need. I will be there hold on! I have always been your friend!

by WeebLawStudent October 4, 2023

I’m scared, someone hold me tight

When you're avoiding a question and wana ghost a bitch

When can you hang out? “ I’m scared, someone hold me tight”

by Pamela Mares November 18, 2022

Hold Under

The opposite of holding on to something.

When someone is falling off of a roof, "Hold on Mike!"
When someone is falling off of the floor, "Hold under Mike!"
When you grab the underside of something to grab on, and not fall of of.

by FinnishCorpse July 31, 2021