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When you have smoked yourself to the point were you forget your own fone number, laughin at anything and everything in a monotone laugh
Random Girl: So wats your number
Me:uhhhhhhh... wyatt wats my number
Wyatt:hold on ill check my cell
Random Girl:You Two Are Total High Asses
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High School

Kid 1-AAAA!! High school!

Kid 2-GET OUT OF HERE! I CAN FEEL THE DEVIL'S PRESENCE!!

Nerd 1-Snort Snort- What are you dorks talking about?

Kid 3-AAAAAA!!!!!! SATAN WORSHIPER! RUN FOR IT!!!!

Nerd 2-Dorks.

Both nerds-Heeheehee -snort- dorks!
by mosherevans August 2, 2008
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high school

A place where people are called names, beaten up, and are targeted for suspention by assholes called faculty. With the pressures of fitting in yet standing out. Know wonder people resort to drugs and alchohol. (I had to just to get through the day) With the over crowding nobody can learn anything, and get fucked for the future. Now I know why people want to hang themselves or kill everyone in there school.(I did)The goths are the only ones that will ever become leaders because they don't care about popularity or politics. They have not been tainted. The government needs to pull their heads out of there asses, and clean the cum out of there ears, and accualy listen to the problems and fix them. I belive it could save lives and maybe we could accualy get some future leaders.
High school is just about the 8th level of hell. Daunte missed one
by EXHUMED October 10, 2005
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High School

Can be known as the "Best years of their lives" for some..
but for most...total hella..and full of drama/stress and break-ups and stereotypes

Guy PrepsJocks, attend sports such as football, wreslting, baseball, they normally get the better looking girls while they have not much brains upstairs. Normally make nasty jokes about the size of their penis or how high they were the other day. Their normally tall beefy guys that all the girls drool over and are full of themselves and wouldnt be caught dead talking to someone of the lower class. Not all are like this though. listen to hip-hop and think their kinda gangster or they listen to poser alternative music.

Girl Preps These girls normally shop at abercrombie, american eagle or anchor blue. Their good looking and they sometimes put out. Some are sluts. Their mostly outgoing and are involved in leadership, student government etc. They like to party and are afraid of weed. NOrmally they walk around school with a purse, what retards. Oh and you cant forget the jeans with 10 holes in them. Listen to r&b singers and alternative rock.

Nerds They dont really give a fuck about where they fit in, they are to caught up in school and playing video games all day.

Gangsters/Mexicans/BlacksNormally hang out together, most think their hardcore gangster and like to get into fights for no reason. The girls are nasty and hate all the white chicks and want to kick all of their asses. They listen to rap/hip-hop music and hate on the white people. Gangs etc.

Punks These are the kids with the crazy hair and tight pants and van slip-ons/converse. They dont really give a fuck what people think about them and listen to music such as physcobilly/ska/punk/rockabilly. they wear leather jackets with custum designs like studs and skulls. and most are anti-government and anarchist. These kids have experiemented with shrooms/acid/e/weed and the heavey drugs. some are straight edge. They insist that "punx not dead" but it is, there is no punk bands like the ones in the 1980s

Skaters These kids hang out with the punks, wear skater shoes and shirts like emerica, dc, and band t-shirts. love to hang out at the skatepark and listen to ska/punk/metal which shoving gauges in their ears and smoke a shitload of weed. some are straight edge as well

EmoThese kids take pictures from the top of their head looking down. They normally have black/dark hair that covers their right eye. Emo boys where girl pants and 2 belts. they listen to music such as hawthorne heights/fallout boy/taking back sunday...etc. Most emos cut their wrists and spend their days and nights listening to emotional music and thinking about how horrible their life is.

Goths These kids are full of black clothing and eye makeup. Their usually very pale and wear band t-shirts. their shy and they dont talk to many people. thats why i dont kno much about them

Posers These kids wake up one day and decide oh my god! greenday? i am so into punk rock now. then they start dressing like their punks but it really just makes them look like fags because they dont kno what true punk and music really is and they think taking back sunday and greenday are punk rock.

Teachers They suck. They make less than the people at the grocerie store and they give us a shitload of homework for no fucking reason. Hisotry is useless. they make us stay in school for up to 7 hours doing useless work and getting stereotyped. yay

Student Government A group of people consisting of preps and nerds that are normally snotty.
"So..hows high school"

"It sucks, i got called a nerd today! i think ill go cut tonight"
by ughyousucknuts December 28, 2005
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high speed trick fucking

the kind of sex you have while swinging on the ceiling fan, riding on the hood of the car, or rafting whitewater.
I wore him out with all that high speed trick fucking last nite!
by Ldestruckto June 13, 2009
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High Noon on my Sundial

This is a very slang term to say that you have an erection.
Proper use of this is when a hot girl comes up to you to ask what time it is and you reply with this.
I heard this on the show "Beevus and Butthead."
Hot girl: Do you know what time it is?
Guy with erection: It's High Noon on my sundial.
by Spartanboy3000 April 3, 2010
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High Behind

An urban saying usually referring to an expensive establishment or item.
I ain't buyin' no salad from that high behind restaurant!
by jaqueemzzzz January 24, 2011
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