A well-defined rump wherein the upper-buttocks muscles curve individually to form the shape of a heart.
by creedmoor October 23, 2004
Get the Heart-Shaped Assmug. The attachment underneath most common office chairs used to raise or lower the chair's height, or when pulled out, to make whoever will sit in it next look like an idiot. When the lever is in, the occupant can recline to a reasonable distance. When this lever is pulled out however, the unwitting fool will recline way further than thought possible, causing this person to experience the feeling of falling. This may result in, but is not limited to: accelerated heart rate, loud outbursts of curse words, loss of colon control, and (according to a study I just made up) over 1000 heart attacks per year.
Frank: "Holy @$%#!"
*office laughter*
Frank: "Who the hell pulled the heart attack lever out on my chair?!"
*silence*
Alex: "Does something smell like zoo poo?"
*office laughter*
Frank: "Who the hell pulled the heart attack lever out on my chair?!"
*silence*
Alex: "Does something smell like zoo poo?"
by I'mTotallyNotDave October 5, 2010
Get the heart attack levermug. 1. This is a term used by the people of the southern United States particularly near the Gulf of Mexico to express to someone that they are an idiot without saying such harsh words.
2. "You are an idiot but I like you and care about you so I dont want to hurt your feelings."
2. "You are an idiot but I like you and care about you so I dont want to hurt your feelings."
Little Billy: I am 6 years old (only holds up 4 fingers)
Scarlet: Oh honey, bless your heart, but that's only 4 fingers.
Little Billy tries again: I am 6 years old (this time holds up the same 4 fingers and 4 more on the other hand)
Scarlet: Child....Bless you and your momma's heart.
Scarlet: Oh honey, bless your heart, but that's only 4 fingers.
Little Billy tries again: I am 6 years old (this time holds up the same 4 fingers and 4 more on the other hand)
Scarlet: Child....Bless you and your momma's heart.
by BigJason March 5, 2009
Get the Bless your heartmug. The embodiment of one's entirety. The emotional side, "Heart". The physical side, "Body". And the spiritual side,"Soul".
by X2X2X2 November 16, 2017
Get the heart, body, and soulmug. The day on which ponies all over Equestria celebrate love, or in some regions, friendship.
Humans later copied the holiday, calling it 'Valentines Day', although so far it is widely agreed that it has failed to live up to the standards of the Equestrian holiday.
Humans later copied the holiday, calling it 'Valentines Day', although so far it is widely agreed that it has failed to live up to the standards of the Equestrian holiday.
'Our teacher doesn't have a super special some-pony on hearts and hooves day?! We'd better get her one!!'
by TriariusTheThird April 5, 2012
Get the Hearts and Hooves Daymug. by theyvcallmemissuniverse April 16, 2022
Get the White Heart Emojimug. '''Broken Hearts Day''' is the day after February 14th, aka, Valentines Day. This is the day where all of the people who did not get a Valentine, did not have a girl/boy-friend for Valentines Day, or the 5150 (crazy people) all have mental breakdown or pity party for themselves. Subsequently, this is also the day to celebrate being single if not in any of the previously mentioned situations.
This day is celebrated by either agonizing over their circumstances, attempting or committing suicide, or admitting to the nearest community hospital to the lament of the Emergency Department Staff.
This day is celebrated by either agonizing over their circumstances, attempting or committing suicide, or admitting to the nearest community hospital to the lament of the Emergency Department Staff.
BROKEN HEARTS DAY: Your Mother, Father, Sister, Brother, Cousins, Siblings, Children, Friends, Enemies, Haters, Lovers... Basically everyone on the planet.
by nursingZombie April 11, 2012
Get the Broken Hearts Daymug.