Hands that can't do anything correctly. Infomercial Hands can't strain a pot of pasta or screw in a lightbulb or push buttons on a phone, so they require the purchase of a new fangled item that will come to the rescue.
Scott: What's with that guy? Why can't he tie his shoes?
Peter: He's suffering from Infomercial Hands. He clearly needs ShoeTie™.
Peter: He's suffering from Infomercial Hands. He clearly needs ShoeTie™.
by phalagen June 18, 2013
Get the Infomercial Handsmug. Outta Hand: When someone does something weird, out of the ordinary, or thinks there in the yeshiva league but there not that can be outta hand.
Pomo: Dude im so cool my jawline bro I'm in the yeshiva league; tiyo- you are so non in the yeshiva league (displays hand motion),,, thats outta hand.
Besty: "my tabc boys will mess u up bro"- that is outta hand.
MRS Steiner- she is outta hand
Besty: "my tabc boys will mess u up bro"- that is outta hand.
MRS Steiner- she is outta hand
by outta hand November 4, 2019
Get the Outta Handmug. The hand motion you make while listening to dub. It is a straight right arm usually going up and down to the beat.
by neaks norton November 25, 2009
Get the Zombie handmug. by Mashlahoney February 24, 2012
Get the Hand Importedmug. A person that does things with their hands to another person for their pleasure, in exchange for money. Often alternatively referred to as a 'massage therapist'.
by NomadicBu May 4, 2018
Get the hand prostitutemug. no hand a'brah'ham (n).
1.) A sweet skateboard trick in which the individual, in mid-air, flips the skateboard in a kickflip fashion whilst grabbing his/her lapel with both hands.
2.) A sweet intercourse trick involving a bearded amputee and the 'coalition of the willing' in which the man recites the Gettysburg address whilst drilling it home.
1.) A sweet skateboard trick in which the individual, in mid-air, flips the skateboard in a kickflip fashion whilst grabbing his/her lapel with both hands.
2.) A sweet intercourse trick involving a bearded amputee and the 'coalition of the willing' in which the man recites the Gettysburg address whilst drilling it home.
1.) I began my vert run with a moses nosedive, then went straight into a no hand abraham.
2.) I told her I could never tell a lie and that this was the first public office I had ever won, so she let me pull the no hand abraham.
2.) I told her I could never tell a lie and that this was the first public office I had ever won, so she let me pull the no hand abraham.
by strathosphere November 22, 2010
Get the no hand abrahammug. by Willycom May 4, 2009
Get the Hand Tourmug.