New Found Glory

An emo band who sold out with the song My Friends Over You

New Found Glory sucks Shit

by tdisk8 March 4, 2003

Glory Hole

Quite possibly one of the most odd sexual inventions of modern times. A glory hole is a hole cut typically out of a bathroom stall or a wall in an adult video store. One either inserts a penis into the hole or waits at said hole for a dick to poke through.

Once the cock is through the hole, the most common action is for someone to suck it. However, I do suppose the wang could penetrate another's buttocks of a vagina if the other individual is able to position himself or herself correctly.

What "glory" could come from such an anonymous sexual encounter in a filthy bathroom stall or overused private booth in an adult erotica store is beyond me. But people are fucking weird and I suppose one couldn't imagine a sexual fetish that hasn't already been attempted on this planet.

Greg: Hey man, I thought maybe we'd go glory hole hunting today. What do you think?

Jon: Sure. Sounds great and since I'm short, I've always got a stepping stool in m'trunk just for the occassion!

Greg: Really?!?! I can't wait!!!

Jon: No, you queer. Why would I want to stand in filth while a stranger, most likely unattractive and male, gobbles on my Johnson? Friendship over. But go ask Mike or Tom, I'm sure they'd be into it.

by KidPornoholic March 30, 2017

silly goofy mood day

october 5th is just in a silly goofy mood.

hey jenalle! todays silly goofy mood day
i love slayer!

by october5thisinasillygoofymood October 5, 2021

Morning Glory

Trying to force out a very large shit in the morning, since the process is slow and eats up time like a boss you decide to flood the sink with hot or cold water and stick your hand in the sink until your shit has slid right out your butt hole.

"Broski, i love my Morning Glory"

by MikeyB A Baller October 13, 2011

Goofy Nigga

A goofy ass nigga is one that wears a flannel shirt with cuffed jeans and vans

Look at the goofy nigga wearing allat shit thinkin he got style

by Gahbae December 20, 2019

hoody goody

Someone who has completely forgotten their roots, such as Clarence Thomas, Colin Powell, Condoleeza Rice, and Eminem-wannabe whiteboys that act black.

Clarence Thomas is so hoody-goody

by El Supremo July 15, 2008

morning glory

Your cock, when he is standing up straight and tall and proud as you wake up.

She was so glad to see me wake with an impressive morning glory that she exclaimed, "Wow! Your cock is really HUGE!."

by LoveTorpedo July 14, 2019