Glory Hole

Quite possibly one of the most odd sexual inventions of modern times. A glory hole is a hole cut typically out of a bathroom stall or a wall in an adult video store. One either inserts a penis into the hole or waits at said hole for a dick to poke through.

Once the cock is through the hole, the most common action is for someone to suck it. However, I do suppose the wang could penetrate another's buttocks of a vagina if the other individual is able to position himself or herself correctly.

What "glory" could come from such an anonymous sexual encounter in a filthy bathroom stall or overused private booth in an adult erotica store is beyond me. But people are fucking weird and I suppose one couldn't imagine a sexual fetish that hasn't already been attempted on this planet.
Greg: Hey man, I thought maybe we'd go glory hole hunting today. What do you think?

Jon: Sure. Sounds great and since I'm short, I've always got a stepping stool in m'trunk just for the occassion!

Greg: Really?!?! I can't wait!!!

Jon: No, you queer. Why would I want to stand in filth while a stranger, most likely unattractive and male, gobbles on my Johnson? Friendship over. But go ask Mike or Tom, I'm sure they'd be into it.
by KidPornoholic March 30, 2017
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