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Goof Juice

PG-13 version of the word semen or cum.
Yeah last night I shot my goof juice into her hoo-hah
by 8urningStarIV August 17, 2007
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goof

Someone who has been arrested, charged and imprisoned for child molestation. Used only as an insult, highly offensive
"Yo, I hear the new guy's a goof"
by Drail June 13, 2005
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gooey

An adjective used to describe how a woman looks in her attire. A reference to the supposition that a woman has a very juicy - or well lubricated - vagina and would be an extremely thrilling sexual partner.
Noel: "Look at the way Heather's shorts are being vaginally consumed."
Scott: "No fucking kidding. She looks SOooooo gooey!"
by psiscott April 26, 2006
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goof

Prison term for pedophile. Usually found getting their asses kicked by other inmates.
"Yo, check out the goof in D-block."
by Razi March 6, 2003
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goofass

One who tends to make jokes and be frickin silly all the time. This kind of person has a hard time conveying serious messages because people always assume he or she is joking.
Eric: What did you put for number 4 on the geology test?
Mary: Quartz.
Eric: I put the soft blue diamond from Titanic.
Mary: You are such a goofass!!
by Eric Backman June 12, 2007
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Gooby

The blob that appears in the corner of one's eye every now and again...
"Dude you got a bit of a gooby going on there"
"Really? Cheers dude" *wipes*
by Siby September 21, 2005
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Goof my gaf

When somebody goofs your gaf they are pushing your buttons and trolling you at the same time.
Do not goof my gaf Bryan I'm not in the mood
by The Gaf Goofer April 19, 2017
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