fail goggles

When a guy/girl fails at getting action or maintaining a relationship with a person, he/she won't find others as attractive as said person. The strength/length of fail goggles is dependent upon time and emotional attachment.

Guy - "I just don't find her that attractive."

Friend - "Dude, you just broke up, so you have the fail goggles on. She's a 10 and I know you'd normally agree with me."

by kanji_sasahara October 24, 2011

Goggle

Goggle.com was considered to be a dangerous typosquatting site made for google.com in 1998 but it turned into a malicious site in 2004 . It would appear if a user mistyped the domain "Google.com".

internet user types: goggle.com instead of google.com in 2004

pc: dies

by sussy_bakar March 17, 2022

green goggles

When you go home with someone because you think they have money.

"Dude Sarah did you have the green goggles on last night, when you went home with that hobbit."

by show pony 1 September 12, 2006

goggling

derived from the term google-oggling, which refers to the act of oggling stuff people google.

It is mostly used in the depths of IRC channels, but has recently made it's way to the surface as a mainstream phrase.

he spent his time goggling the women on his google image search for 'garter'.

by Hexbomber January 5, 2011

Milkshake Goggles

Those huge sunglasses that hot women (milkshakes) tend to wear.

I know that chick was staring at me through those milkshake goggles.

by The G. August 8, 2009

poon goggles

The way you see any girl after not getting any in a while. EG: A 2 becomes a 10, a 5 becomes a 10, etc... Origin Vincente's restaurant.

Even though that Heinrich chick may be a 10, even if she was a 2 at this point, with the Poon Goggles I'm wearing at this conference I'd still hit that....

by HHeiny November 26, 2013

Swedish Goggles

When you hang your nuts over a girls forehead and they cover her eyes like a pair of goggles.

"After I busted a nut I laid my dick on her head and gave her Swedish goggles"

by Uncle Virg December 3, 2020