Fever Goats

Conjured by sickness and fever, these goats lurk at the corners of consciousness. They plot your doom and bleat grim prophecy. They speak in the voice of William Shatner.
Weird or what!?

Last night as I doth twisted amongst my bed-clothes, the fever goats did come, not as nannys but as harbingers of my mortal demise.
-Edgar Allen Poe

by fevergoat January 5, 2011

Goated Anime

This is a great way to tell someone that u like or watch Jojo's Bizarre Adventures

"What are you watching?", "goated anime", "Oh I love Jojo's"

by Giornosolos January 11, 2022

goat brother

its ralsei

oh my god its ralsei oh my god help me goat brother i cant breathe

by someguyonwifi November 29, 2021

goat toter

One who aimlessly walks around a car lot or other retail business with his "Goat" (Dick) in his hand wasting the time of salespeople when he or she couldn't buy fuckin' happiness.

I've had this fuckin' Goat Toter for 3 hours to find out he couldn't finance the pen he signed his credit application with!

by Cuban Cracker April 27, 2017

Goat in a box

Bat shit crazy people who bring goats into their camper

She has a goat in a box

by Bamabay19 June 7, 2019

skank goating

blaming the crappiness of a situation on the skanky hoes present.

"these skanks are playing the shittiest of tunes"
"its that one dude whos choosing this shitty music, stop skank goating"

by buzzylinguardo February 1, 2010

goat fart

the act of secreting feces, esspecially green feces, in ones pants, under the mistaken assumption that one is merely passing gas.

jakub started acting weird and went home really fast. later, i found out he laid a goat fart.

by jprandolf July 9, 2005