white gold

Slang term refering to sperm that is sold to a sperm bank.

I went down to the sperm bank, but got kicked out when I asked the nurse if she could give me some help mining for white gold.

by Darren Sutton April 2, 2003

gold star fag

A homosexual male who has had absolutely zero sexual contact with someone of the opposite sex.

My friend Salim would be a complete gold star fag, except for one very horny Homecoming date combined with a very dark living room.

Now he gets ill just thinking of the vag. "Ewwwwww!"

by CadeRageous October 16, 2008

Columbian Gold

A name for marijuana that has gold hairs in it and comes out of Columbia.

Back in the day, hippies had names for every type of marijuana.

Hey man, do you wanna smoke some Columbian Gold in my new bong or would you rather smoke some more of that Redbud?

by Susie Wallace November 16, 2007

solid gold

Term used to identify a joke, saying, object, or anything which can be observed as being extremely funny and hilarious.

Man 1: So a priest and a pedophile walk into a bar.
Man 1: and that was just the first guy.
Man 2: hahahahahahahaha!
Man 2: solid gold!

by bor August 23, 2003

the heart of gold

the spaceship stolen by ex-president of the galaxy Zaphod Beblebrox in the book hichhikers guide to the galaxy

by jesse August 29, 2003

gold digger

A woman who knows that love eventually wears off, but money is forever.

"No, Fez," Jackie says. "A gold digger is what these idiots call a woman who knows that love eventually wears off, but money is forever."

by R2-DeepThroat June 26, 2014

gammon goalposts

a tasteful pseudonym for female genitalia.

I kicked my purple football straight between her gammon goal posts!

by darren hanson April 27, 2004