german chocolate poundcake

a sexual act in where a german man takes a "shiza" on a womans vagina and pounds. Then after he has finised and ejaculates on the steaming mound of hot fudge, the two must share in eating the remaining feces. Try and enjoy!

Id like to give her the old german chocolate poundcake; im hungry AND horny!!!

by smashedflat November 14, 2007

German Oral

When your German teacher shits all over your cock and then sucks it clean

I did really well in my German Oral yesterday, she didn't puke

by Adolf Shitler May 31, 2008

German Handshake

N - The act of cutting ones penis off with tools such as hands, knives, swords, bows, spears, guns, axes, needles and/or wire.

"well, use it or lose it man."
" ya, i think im gonna have to lose it. just might give it a little snip ya know cut the damn thing right off."
"Oh, get a German Handshake?"

"Dude, she was so pissed at him for eating her cheesecake, she gave him the German Handshake! Just like Lorena Bobbit!"

by G. Feeny May 06, 2006

german's left nut

a figure of small proportion; pathetic.

That's what you call godly? That's worse than german's left nut!

by shanakishala January 31, 2008

german flying squirrel

the female version of the flying squirrel. The female spreads and stretches her vagina out over the partners face so the lips look like the webbed arms of a flying squirrel.

I gave Johnny a german flying squirrel last night and he barely survived without his snorkel.

by Leashie October 23, 2008

German Acevedo

A great powerful guy that has a long, massive, huge 12 inch dick that can fuck any girl but chooses not to until he finds the perfect girl to put his perfect dick in.

I wish German Acevedo would choose me.

by A complete chad December 03, 2019

pardon my german

Pardon my German, a.k.a. "begnadigen Sie mein Deutsches" is a phrase jokingly used to excuse farting or burping in an inappropriate situation; it is similar in use to pardon my French, which is used to excuse one's profane language.

Job Interviewer: Well, that's all everything. do you have any questions for me about the company?

Candidate: No, but-- *LOUD, LONG OBNOXIOUS MALODOROUS FART*

Job Interviewer: *stunned silence*

Candidate: Heh...um, pardon my German.

by Codpiece Clown November 21, 2007