German Whoopie Cushion

When you break an oversized mug of beer and strategically place it where some some dumb bastard will sit.

Look at that douchebag. Mike G just sat on a German Whoopie Cushion! Haha what an asshole!

by Mr. Dick Fitzwel October 30, 2011

gerbal smuggler

smuggling gerbals in your asshole

richard gere is a gerbal smuggler

seth hedstrom smuggles gerbels

by chubbs onapa August 17, 2012

german drawbridge

When there are two pairs of women, all covered in chocolate, using double headed dildos and you crawl underneath the dildos.

"I did a German drawbridge last night with the hottest girls ever."
"Dude, no you fucking didn't."

by Nah-Man June 13, 2014

Gerald Gillum

the coolest and most good looking guy ever.
if u don't know who he is u need to die.

Person 1 : omg gerald gillum is so fucking gorgeous and his voice holy shit
Person 2: who's gerald gillum?
Person 1: die.

by Jokerjokerweedsmoker February 23, 2017

German Trellis

The act of two men kneeling butt to butt creating an arched form and pooping.

Wow, Ryan and Steve are making a steamy German Trellis.

by kungfumelissa September 5, 2017

Gerald

A big boy with even bigger ears

Dean made this so eat me Gerald

by DeanR420 September 27, 2019

Gerald

The goop found in the foreskin of uncircumcised men mostly from Russia and Iran.

Common name in Russia for men that don’t know when to shut their whore mouth.

Boris used a warm towel to wipe the Gerald off his pecker.

by Ivan kikdovagin January 3, 2020