Lil Garden Hose

Not a very well-known rapper in the community, but is sure to be on the rise when he drops his single “quench.” He mostly raps about AIDS and shit.

Man, I can’t wait for “quench” by Lil Garden Hose to drop.

by AIDS n SHIT May 29, 2018

garden meditation

Thoughtfully tending to your ladygarden; jilling off.

Lady Chatterley thought of Mellors and his John Thomas as she indulged in a little garden meditation.

by Mavis O'Reilly June 1, 2018

garden of give a shit

The secret magical place where you keep your give a shits!

Let me take you to "my garden of give a shits!"

Usual response, that doesn't exist!

Exactly. I'm all out.

by Jackaction December 31, 2016

Garden hose

When someone violently spraying diarrhea out of their prolapsed anus

I had some bad fish, then he fucked me so hard I ended up with a garden hose.

by Richey0134 August 10, 2021

Jayden gardener

Literally werewolf. Alpha male, hairiest man alive.

Abbie - “omg Jayden Gardener you ready for the full moon tonight”

Jayden- “I’m literally Alpha I’m always ready ”

by Bum hole sneeze November 13, 2023

Night Gardener

Someone who uses urine to water various plants on the side of the road at night

Generally when intoxicated an unable to hold it for the duration of the trip

Passenger: I need to water the crops right now dude
Driver: You’re always such a night gardener
Passenger: I need to go now pull over to that to that ditch

by The Dirty Rafe January 2, 2023

Garden hose

People argue about everything from sports to politics all the time without ending up dead, so you gotta wonder about a story about a guy getting shot over a garden hose, even where two hostile parties are concerned. What's sillier about a garden hose argument than sports or politics? There's not many things people argue about that aren't silly, and yet people still argue in 2019.

The guy is gonna get himself shot over his willful ignorance and arguments about hoses, appliances, tools, supplies, and junk around the house, he talks too fuckin much to be around a true gangster, the kind of guy who will kill a motherfucker and his dog for talking about a garden hose.

by Solid Mantis December 9, 2019