Shit Flusher

A total retard who uses a 5 gallon bucket of water to flush their toilet, splattering shit all over the place, for like 10 fucking years, rather than repair their toilet or get a new one.

That dudes house is a piss soaked, shit splattered shit hole! That shit flusher is fucked up!

by No Mercy June 16, 2025

Courtesy Flush

Courtesy Flush: When you are with someone in a tight space or tight hotel room or on a bus or a plane, it's a courtesy to flush when the tip of the brown torpedo hits the water.

If you have to do a #2, can you please grant me a Courtesy Flush or a few courtesy flushes.

by Just havin a little fun June 21, 2025

pre-meditated flush

upon reaching tolietry facility, the pre flushing of the toilet before the feces is relocated. Usually used when a homosapien has to shit so bad and so loud, and knows it is going to require more than a courtesy flush. Matches in hand.

My shit was so bad i flushed before i started, it was a pre-meditated flush.

by Matt Hargis March 11, 2008

bag and flush

a quicky with a girl u have no respect for, a busto

hey man you see that girl i left the club with
yea
that gurl was nuttin but a bag and flush

by Bigbaby313 June 10, 2009

Premature saniliner flush

When you take the time to carefully place a sanitary toilet seat liner and the automatic flush sucks it down before you sit.

"Sorry I took so long but I had another premature saniliner flush."

by R-Loz October 19, 2016

I’m finna flush

When someone says “ I’m finna flush ” they basically saying they gonna roasts you, ‘get on Your life’

Rylee: shut yo 1,2,3,4,5 head ahh boay

Zion: Wait hold up because now I’m finna flush

by theehazel March 6, 2019

how to flush a toilet

Drink all the shit and piss and then spit it up on the floor

Jim: how the fuck do i flush a toilet
shädman: eat the shit then spit on the floor
Jim: What the fuck is wrong whit you?
how to flush a toilet

by YesIAmAlive February 18, 2020