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Fuckin johnny

A blue eyed, kind on the inside, dink on the outside Johnny. He has big ears and a reseeding hairline but sports the cutest most innocent face. ( he's rarely innocent) He can't grow hair to save his life. He's a great dad, even to kids that aren't his. He gets carded buying alcohol cuz of his baby face. He thinks he's always right and never admits his faults. He's mostly talented at everything he does (super annoying) he's super lovable and you have a hard time hating him or staying mad at him. His girlfriend usually drives a jacked up truck. She's super pretty and super easy going. He passes people off being a dumbest and that's how he was deemed "fuckin Johnny"
Omg he did that? Not surprised. Fuckin johnny!!
by Sagingonelifeatatime June 19, 2021
mugGet the Fuckin johnnymug.

fuckin up rotation

when one person passes the weed the wrong way and you just want to stab them in the god damn throat
by oharu April 22, 2017
mugGet the fuckin up rotationmug.

fuckin minttt

when something happens to you that is really depressing but you just gotta laugh through it all
i just missed my bus, fuckin minttt”
by ayyylarrrr17 November 14, 2019
mugGet the fuckin mintttmug.

What the fuckinized

The act of you turning into Jesus christ gaining all knowledge of our universe while owning a pet turtle named Kyle and his gang of pimps that are soon to take over Canada which is currently under the control of a 12 year old boy named John who is autistic
Breaking news a man has just been what the fuckinized
by areyoupigeontoo October 15, 2020
mugGet the What the fuckinizedmug.

Mean Muggin and Mug Fuckin

Somethin my friend said moments ago. Both of us equally confused and enthused.
It means thug muggin while bein an absolute menace to society.
Man, I’m mean muggin and mug fuckin.
Wanna destroy the government?
Let’s burn EVERYTHIN!
Everythin?
Everythin.
by poisoned poet March 15, 2025
mugGet the Mean Muggin and Mug Fuckinmug.

clumsy fuckin drooler

A person that is so clumsy that they always knock their beer or other blongings over on a daily basis.
Dude you clumsy fuckin drooler. You knocked over your beer again. Go get a towel.
by jbizzler March 7, 2009
mugGet the clumsy fuckin droolermug.

fuckin bagel

sexual intercourse with a bagel.
most often covered in cream cheese.
Tom-Dude were have you been?

Joe-I was fuckin bagels.

Tom-Fuckin B.

Joe-Why?

Tom-It has more holes.
by sex on the stove March 16, 2009
mugGet the fuckin bagelmug.

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