A person who thinks that her or his oversimplified answer will solve a controversial debate. The person is normally is in the late teens and the subject matter is usually religious, political, or ethical.
The phrase originates from the most common source of this stereotype.
The phrase originates from the most common source of this stereotype.
"What does she look so smug about?"
"You mean Freshman Philosophy Major? After an intro philosophy class she thinks she can definitively prove that God does not exist."
"You mean Freshman Philosophy Major? After an intro philosophy class she thinks she can definitively prove that God does not exist."
by Mr. Mulch December 6, 2006
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A school-shaped toilet frequented by failed students, drug addicts, single moms, and black people whom attempt to get a quality education.
On average, a 6 Year Institution for a 2 year diploma (equivalent to toilet paper in the working world).
Classrooms are smaller than your average washcloset, yet are often filled with more Mexicans than the DMV.
21.4% Chance of getting raped after 6:00 p.m.; unfortunately, there are only 4 Emergency Call Stations on campus.
With 28,000 students, parking is harder to find than someone who actually knows how to spell "College".
City life in Fresno, California is more bland than one of Dane Cook's comedy specials.
Fresno City College frequently mirrors the zoo, as you'll often be matriculating with chimpanzees and chihuahuas that are just as likely to throw their feces or hump your leg.
On average, a 6 Year Institution for a 2 year diploma (equivalent to toilet paper in the working world).
Classrooms are smaller than your average washcloset, yet are often filled with more Mexicans than the DMV.
21.4% Chance of getting raped after 6:00 p.m.; unfortunately, there are only 4 Emergency Call Stations on campus.
With 28,000 students, parking is harder to find than someone who actually knows how to spell "College".
City life in Fresno, California is more bland than one of Dane Cook's comedy specials.
Fresno City College frequently mirrors the zoo, as you'll often be matriculating with chimpanzees and chihuahuas that are just as likely to throw their feces or hump your leg.
Nicole: Hey, should I go to Fresno City College next year; I want a good job?
Christina: You could... Or you could start working your way up the McDonald's coporate ladder, as you'll end up there anyway after graduation.
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John: Dude, why don't you go to City next year?
Alex: Why don't I just go to prison and get anally raped half as much.
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Sam: Kelly, I'm gonig to Frseno City next year!!!
Kelly: Wow, if I had a nickel for every successful person to graduate from City, I'd have two nickels.
Christina: You could... Or you could start working your way up the McDonald's coporate ladder, as you'll end up there anyway after graduation.
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John: Dude, why don't you go to City next year?
Alex: Why don't I just go to prison and get anally raped half as much.
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Sam: Kelly, I'm gonig to Frseno City next year!!!
Kelly: Wow, if I had a nickel for every successful person to graduate from City, I'd have two nickels.
by President Obomba December 14, 2009
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by Vladamir2798 October 21, 2010
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"hey man did you go freshman fishing monday?" "yea man i pulled on of those little fuckers to the ground"
by dangertom3224i January 23, 2007
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