Clop flop

When you're masturbating to My Little Pony porn but death grip halfway through.

My friend died because he did a clop flop

by lestigtrippy December 14, 2025

Flop the flounder

Taking a pee with a big cock!

I've drank so much, I have to flop the flounder!

by John Zombie September 30, 2025

fli-flops

The rigorous training process undertaken by show fleas before they venture out into the world and join the flea circus.

"Jeremiah, did you practice your fli-flops today? If you don't make it into the circus, we're sending you to college!"
"Yes Mom, quit bugging me. And please don't threaten me like that, parents that bury their children in debt are terrible people."

by turbopony December 14, 2013

Flopped the manatee

when someone really messes up/makes a huge mistake

“Wow, he really flopped the manatee when he didn’t stop to ask for directions.”

by wplemony October 22, 2023

pooh flop

The act of pulling your penis out of the woman's vagina or butt hole, or a guys butt hole when you are ready to climax and ejaculate on her stomach.

Ahh, you ready baby? I'm about to pooh flop!

by Big Ole Black Guy February 11, 2014

Flop chop

When the person walking behind you steps on the back of your flip flop and causes great pain between the toes

Hey !! You just flop chopped me . Stop stepping on the back of my flip flop

by Rene connors April 25, 2017

Flop

Stuart Far1ntosh

"Hey Stuart wanna hang?"
"Yeah sure I'll see you later"
*later*
"Hey buddy what time you stopping by?"
"Actually the way my bank account is set up.."
"You're such a flop"

by itsal3xb1tch May 19, 2018