Ultimate Fiddler

A game where two people (male/female/both) sit on the floor with no pants and hold each other's elbow with one hand. With the other hand they masturbate to the sound of the fiddle in the song "When the devil went down to Georgia" by The Charlie Daniels Band. All while making constant eye contact.

The winner is the one who ejaculates the most.

Him: Hey girl, do you want to play the Ultimate Fiddler?

Her: No, but I'm sure Josh would like to play once his wrist is feeling better. He is the reining champion!

by BigVeinyCurvyDick October 5, 2023

The Monkeys Fiddle

When a girl temps a guy to get in bed.

Hey look! Jessica is doing The Monkeys Fiddle on Tom.

by TheFoxtrot117 April 16, 2009

two digit fidget

Another term for the act of female masturbation. Antonym of four knuckle shuffle.

I really need to get some new batteries as i'm tired of doing the two digit fidget while Mark is away.

by LeSavage1970 November 29, 2017

yeets and fidgets

When you sue the yeets and fidget with your spinner

Yeets and fidgets I’m gonna sue

by TieDyeLlama March 29, 2019

I'ma Fiddling

A action that is purposeful in which you do without a second guess.

Yo Dan, I'ma fiddling to pet this big ass elephant!

by A Big Panda August 29, 2019

dank yeet fidget spinner dab

(verb)
boi you here this, u better hit that dab, hit that yeet, fidget dat spinner, dab on fleek.

Yo, imma pull a dank yeet fidget spinner dab yo. Move out of my way!

(proceeds to hit that dank yeet fidget spinner dab).

by aH dAs hOt, dAs hOt December 27, 2019

fidelio

To lick a man's asshole gently yet thoroughly.

I had just showered, so I asked her for fidelio, but she was uncomfortable with the idea.

by emilystartsfires November 24, 2015