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feet beater

A man that masterbates or beats his meat to foot fetish related materials/pornography.
I knew your boy was weird, but I didn’t know he was a feet beater.
by JMitchMD October 26, 2020
mugGet the feet beatermug.

Birth Certificate Feet

When the bottoms of your (dirty) feet resemble the blackness of your feet stamp as an infant in the hospital.
Walking around in these flip flops with birth certificate feet.
by Jennifred July 19, 2023
mugGet the Birth Certificate Feetmug.

sneaky feet

When yous feet are sneaky
I didn’t hear you coming

“Yeh I have sneaky feet”
by Sneakyfeet69 August 5, 2019
mugGet the sneaky feetmug.

Blob Feet

A stylized depiction of cartoon feet that, depicts the feet without toes and more closer to a blob, like a lengthened hemisphere attached to a leg, and with no wrinkles or creases. Surprisingly, this is a point of contention in character design in the Sonic fandom - if the blob feet are unsettling or fit the game's styles. Unsurprisingly, it is also a (fictional) sexual fetish that commonly depicts the blob feet at obscene and downright unrealistic sizes, with the blob feet often drawn about as large as a bed.
sonic should have blob feet, it's less unsettling when I think about the artist drawing anthropomorphic hedgehog toes...
what the fuck? why the fuck would you think that? they should have animalistic features, so obviously, they need toes.
by broken glass and crashing January 17, 2022
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baked chalk feet

reeeeally crusty feet....
like i mean really crusty. includes toenails too
"Yesterday, I went to the mall. I saw Amy, buying new sandals, with her baked chalk feet out in the open!"
by big ol mess January 21, 2023
mugGet the baked chalk feetmug.

Pudding feet

« Wow! This man has pudding feet!
by Bri2022 April 26, 2022
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