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Evenin Tea

An alcoholic mixer consisting of peach snapps,tequila,and iced tea.Unfortunatly most bartenders even the ones worth their salt have no idea what your talking about when you order it!
BARTENDER: `Whats your drink tonight`
YOU: Evenin Tea, please
BARTENDER: WTF is that
YOU: Equal parts tequila, and peach shnapps. In ice tea
by Complexia January 22, 2008
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That's not even a thing

Thought to have originated from the "That 70's Show" quote "...is that a thing?". Highschooler Joshua MacLatchie coined this phrase to mean you are absolutely sure that isn't even a real thing.

This also predates Seinfeld because fuck physics.
Ex:

Zach: I totally dunked my balls in her ass last night, shit was so cash.

Shim-sham: That's not even a thing.
by 100%RealFactChecker July 8, 2014
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Everton

The football club that is just like the older of two brothers usually worse off and overshadowed by the younger brother. Also have the supporters that call themselves the peoples club yet doesn't even bare the name of the city they represent.
Person 1: hey which club do you support?
Person 2: The peoples club. Everton.
Person 1: Oh I'm so sorry I didn't know there was a town named Everton in England.
Person 2: No there based in Liverpool

Person 1: isn't that LFC area though?
by JCarr455 May 26, 2016
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erentard

THE GOAT, YALL BETTER NOT TAKW DOWN MY DEIFINTOLN AGAINR BRUH I SWEAR
erentard : OH DADDY YES
BLACK MIKASA 69(weaboolevelobese): TASTE THE RAINBOW
by Black Mikasa 69 February 20, 2021
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eventing

The action of going to events, being socially active
I will spend my next month eventing
by sandru October 7, 2009
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evening primrose oil

An oil used to calm PMS (Pre Menstrual Syndrome), common amongst little bitches and a great oil to spike your girlfriend's drink with
George: OMFG WHY DON'T MY FRIENDS EVER LIKE ME AND WHY IS MY BEDROOM A BEDROOM AND WHY DO I HAVE NOTHING I WANT
Alex: drink this fucking evening primrose oil, you turn into a right diva when you are on your period
*drinks oil*
Alex: better?
George: better.
by The Maynard Master December 1, 2013
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Evening Star

A sexual act in which both partners repeatedly spank each other on the ass until the red blotches resemble a star in the night sky. Usually resulting in welts.
Dick Scobee preformed an evening star on Christa McAuliffe during the launch of the Challenger.
by SilkySpunkMonster March 8, 2017
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