Evan

he is probably kind of, rude. but who cares? he is like a guardian and he is just so lovely to you some.

no way! are you hanging out with Evan? I heard he is so popular!

by aandr3q_ March 17, 2023

EVAN CYCLES

One of the best bike shops on this earth. The staff are more than happy to help you out and not thinking of taking your money for it, like other bike shops. These guys give you the best advice from people that really know there stuff. So they dont just go sorry mate its broke your going to need this really expencive new one. They will sell you exactly what you need, this goes for there mechanics as well. What are cytech trained and ride bikes themselfs so know what is what.

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by Dour cream August 26, 2009

Evan

The weirdo on the bus that thinks he’s funny but isn’t. Kinda funny but totally overrated. His looks are mediocre and he has no game.

“Look at Evan, such a weirdo”

by Mackdaddy123456 February 7, 2019

Evan

Probably the coolest person you will ever meet, and the sexiest motherfucker alive. They also get all the bitches and have many wives.

Pangender + Omnisexual ADHD and Anxiety driven mess who is just there to have a good time. Usually seen hurt from back pains.

A: "Yk that sexy bitch Evan"
B: "Yes, shes my husband."

A: "OOH.. you're Kami- right??"
B: "Yes, yes I am."

by bigmanwifehaver69420 November 24, 2021

Chris Evans Sexual

only feeling love towards Chris Evans and no one else. You can feel attracted to other men but only love Chris Evans.

I am not gay, I am Chris Evans Sexual.

by Grxztify August 4, 2022

Evan

An Evan is one of the most sweet and nicest person to be around. With his hazel blue eyes he never seems to make you cry. He will always be there for you when you need him. An Evan makes one of the best boyfriends and girl could ask for, he will give you his hoodies and care about you. He will complement you everyday and send cute good morning and goodnight text. He will write you paragraphs that make you so happy, if you get a Evan in your life keep him forever.

“Evan always seems to make me so happy and feel important”

by Yeet or die October 17, 2019

Evan

The average name given to a donkey or a gorilla.

I just fed Evan yesterday, all he wanted was hay!

by The thesaurus guy January 13, 2023