Esven

Esven is an ordinary, friendly guy. He’s always nice to others, even to those who mistreat him. He loves talking to people, but people don’t seem to like talking to him. This doesn’t bother him though, because he knows that someone out there will. Here’s a little quote from him, “There’s no need to hate them back, they’re just missing out on what’s on my side.”

Guy 1: I’m not feeling so bright today, I wish I could talk to someone

Guy 2: Talk to Esven, he loves talking to people about issues and whatnot!

Guy 1: (Some random excuse not to talk
to Esven)

by italkalot November 23, 2023

EventualVoice79

A guy who is a rapper and a Minecraft YouTuber who's personality is inspired by Rickutto

EventualVoice79 have you heard, he dissed an opp

by EventualVoice79 February 11, 2024

even beget we

a horrible misspelling of "even better".

A: "yo we're getting chips too"
B: "even beget we"

by kazenoko April 14, 2024

eventhorizon505

big stupid onion eating larper

man 1: *man eating onion* man 2:"dude your such a eventhorizon505" man 1: UOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by joyous giggling larper May 13, 2024

Event 1

Here's the refutation to the most recent one:

Hym "No, I am event 1 in a causal chain that lead directly to a byproduct and, therefore, have a non-0 contribution that deserves to be both recognized and compensated."

by Hym Iam May 29, 2024

Eventicles

A series of similar events or happenings in a row.

It’s the fourth time this week I heard about someone’s car getting broken into. This town is not known for strange eventicles.

by Thatbigdickenergy June 18, 2024

Even More News

Eat shit and die, trash.

Hym "Wait, what? You mean there's even MORE news! That's crazy! It's funny because they say it's the first and only podcast but YOU KNOW it's NOT THAT! Right!? Get it!? Because they say it's the first and only podcast but like, that would be ridiculous! What an outrageous lie! Find the and murder their families!"

by Hym Iam June 20, 2024