Edward

👩🏿 🦲🤞🏾

“omg look at that bald man over there! “
“Wow he kinda looks like Edward “

by noneofurbuziness December 21, 2021

King Edward

A Royalty of sexual positions: The Girl pressed up against the headboard of a hotel bed on her knees, while the guy is up against her, riding her hard from behind and simultaneously pulling her hair.

Alternative: Standing up against a hotel window overlooking the city; same positioning.
Extra points for a sexy boutique hotel. (Eg. The Nelligan, The Drake, The Thompson, The Viceroy)
Alternative 2: The guy is lying with head at headboard using one hand to stimulate her Nipples and the other hand grabbing her ass, while she rides his face, still pressing her body against the headboard.

I love to do the King Edward when we first check into a hotel.

by Mollyh September 28, 2019

Tom Edwards

The Son of a millionaire who spends all money on hookers and Drugs however happens to be the nicest person ever when it comes to a committed relationship and will make girls love him

Stop being a Tom Edwards

by EdwardsCuccio April 4, 2022

Uncle Edward’s Theme song

Look up loud Mexican music on YouTube

Because it’s uncle Edward’s theme song

I listened to the Uncle Edward’s Theme song. I fucking came and peed all over the place.

by Fishnuggets66 November 7, 2023

Edward

An ugly, fat , unattractive guy who has a big pp. He will crawl into your bedroom at night to suck ur toes

Oh no! Edward had sucked my toes!

by I amthe HAPPYPOTATOE March 27, 2024

lloyd edwards

He is a mega bitch

Lloyd Edwards needs to suck a cock

by FrenchBoi69 November 10, 2020

Edward Ball

Edward Ball is a dumb child who falls over all the time.

damn this kid falls over all the time, he must be an Edward Ball

by Epicwowaweewowmoemento November 9, 2020