Great Elephants!

An exclaimation of sudden joy, and/or discovery.
Famously quoted by Gandalf in The Hobbit

Great Elephants!" said Gandalf, "you are not at all yourself this morning-you have never dusted the mantel- piece!

Great Elephants! by lordoftherings4lifey June 20, 2011

Elephantzheimers

Conservative memory loss. Typically afflicts republicans who forget that George Bush administration is responsible for our economic mess, the wars, the job loss, and the debt.

My dad is voting Republican in the mid-term elections. He suffers from elephantzheimers, and blames Obama's two years in office for the country's woes, conveniently ignoring the eight years of Bush fuck-ups that screwed us inside out.

Elephantzheimers by trianglechoke October 14, 2010

Puppy Sized Elephants 

Puppy Sized Elephants are the animal John Green suggested in his open letter to evolution since it would have the evolutionary advantage of being adorable.

See the Vlogbrothers channel on YouTube for more info.

Nerdfighter: "Man, I wish puppy sized elephants existed."
Evolution: "I'll get back to you on that."

Puppy Sized Elephants by RobotAmputee August 24, 2010

Elephantisha

1. Someone whose parents were mean enough to name her that, a ghetto slang name that compares the female to an elephant, usually because of her weight.

2. Any woman who meets the following criteria:

- Is aged 35-55
- Is of African-American heritage
- Is at least 500 pounds
- Eats Kentucky Fried Chicken on a daily basis
- Lives somewhere in any "ghetto" ( see "ghetto" for clarification)
- Ignores proper english
- Waltzes around the street proudly displaying her KFC bucket proundly while wearing clothes not meant for her 'weight range'

Person 1: Look at that black woman, she is really fat!

Person 2: Must be that KFC...

Person 1: Yea, I bet her name is Elephantisha! Ahaha

Elephantisha: DONT BE DISSING' MA KFC BIAAATCH!

*Lumbers over in a threatening manner*

Elephantisha by Nickster97 October 24, 2012

raining elephants and whales 

violent thunderstorm accompanied by heavy rains and gusty winds

hey, it is raining elephants and whales today

raining elephants and whales by aatuif August 6, 2009

elephants raped 

This is a comic exaggeration of pain and soreness from some activity such as sports.

Gawdddf, l feel like elephants raped me after that football game!

elephants raped by I, Wreckerrr June 6, 2021

Elephantious 

1. Exceeding common size of something that should be normal. Huge, grossly large, pertaining to the size of an elephant.

2. Morbidly obese, fat, disgustingly fat

3. Derogatory term used to describe morbidly obese people, mostly women.

Last night Brandon got the hot girl, while I was the good wing man as usual and took the elephantious girl.

Elephantious by Popelicious December 29, 2008