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Censor Dodge

The act of deliberately misspelling or otherwise altering a forbidden word (typically profanity) so it isn't blocked by whatever filter that would usually censor it.
Forum Post: fvck u all

Reply: Nice censor dodge.
by I am not Rick September 19, 2014
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dude that's just wrong

My friend, what you have just said is very strange and disturbing, in a bad way. I think you may require psychiatric help.
Bob: Everyone describe their ultimate sexual fantasy!
Fred: I want to be fucked by two dickgirls.
Sean: I wanna shag a dog.
Bob: Threesome with Victoria Beckham and Cher
Sean: Dude that's just wrong.
by Darth Ridley November 1, 2006
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dudeanaugh

his holy dudeness. dude brahs out more than anybody.

also known as a brocav, can usually be identified by the brahery surrounding him.

fratty dudeness
dudeanaugh's just brahing out in the wood room.
by woodroom December 5, 2007
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dodgeball

A game in which the object is to take rubber balls and throw them at members of the opposing team, and is won when an entire team is out. It starts with 6-10 rubber balls being lined up in the middle of the court. When the game starts, everyone makes a mad dash to pick up a ball and chuck it at the other team. If you are hit by the ball before it touches to ground, you are out. If you catch the ball, the thrower is out, and, depending on the rules, a member of your team may come back in.

This sport was banned in American public schools, apparently by both tree-hugging pinko liberals and bible-thumping conservatives. It was probably banned becuase of the fact that dodgeball is not a good co-ed sport. And since your average PE-loving meathead has no concept of self control, what results is 5'1" tall 110 pound girls being hit in the face by balls traveling upwards of the speed of sound.

Dodgeball is touted by supporters as natural selection in action. Others claim it is needed to put the fatties and pussies in their respective places. Some even go so far as to say it teaches skills.

Dodgeball, although banned, is still the archetypical sport of gym class, and is remembered as such. Everyone except the fat, uncoordinated and general pussies is sad to see it go.
That ball Mike whipped at Lauren knocked her a good ten feet back and gave her a concussion.

That ball Mike whipped at that fat kid made him drop his Milk Duds.
by SleazySaint June 16, 2004
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Dude

1) (read as Dude): listen, check this out.

2) (read as Duuuude): you're not gonna believe this!

3) (read as DUUUuud): what you said just really ticked me off.

4) (read as Dude Dude Dude): hot chick at nine o'clock!

*Thanks to Stephan Pastis and Rat
1) Dude

2) Duuuude!

3) DUUUuud.

4) Dude Dude Dude!
by SPastis/PBS Fan June 21, 2008
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dude

a word that american's use when we forget people's names
DUDE! How have you been?
by Aussie Lauren December 16, 2007
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dodge caravan

The best vehicle ever to come from Chrysler corporation.
The best of these minivans were made before 1990, and were offered with a turbo-charged engine and 5 speed manual transmission.

These vehicles work better than any radar detector for evading police, as the cops can clock you, but just don't give a shit.
I just clocked that Dodge Caravan at 100 miles an hour! I better take this radar device in for repair.
by melinuxfool November 18, 2007
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