(participial phrase) the sexual act of grabbing and twisting the head of the penis upon male orgasm in an attempt to increase seminal velocity (and make a cool spiral); the partner performing this act must make a squeaky sound as if a door knob was being tightened
Male 1: My girl was tightening the door knob last night.
Male 2: What?
Male 1: She twisted the head of my penis when I came and I let fly a mighty ejaculate.
Male 2: Does it burn?
Male 1: Yea, but it was worth it. And she's blind now.
Male 2: What?
Male 1: She twisted the head of my penis when I came and I let fly a mighty ejaculate.
Male 2: Does it burn?
Male 1: Yea, but it was worth it. And she's blind now.
by xXxPDxXxn0$c0p3xXx420BL4z3xXx February 23, 2015
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Using one awesome thing you've done as a way to explain something else awesome you've done, sneaking a second brag in through the side door.
Douche: "This party is the most fun I've had since that time we were in Jamaica.
Friend: "Hey, we get it, you went to Jamaica; stop side-door bragging about it."
Friend: "Hey, we get it, you went to Jamaica; stop side-door bragging about it."
by Cecilemagne April 27, 2011
Get the Side-door bragging mug.A very common disorder where double doors become one in a person's mind. If there is a double door and only one of the doors is open, instead of opening the other door a person will try to fit through the one open side, often resulting in an awkward person to person traffic jam.
Gomi: Fuck I just suffered from Loss of Door Syndrome and ran into my crush
Derek: Why didn't you just open the other door? Stop being lazy and ratesque, it's a double door for a reason you pack rat.
Derek: Why didn't you just open the other door? Stop being lazy and ratesque, it's a double door for a reason you pack rat.
by PeacockRB April 13, 2015
Get the Loss of Door Syndrome mug.Inserting a straw into a person's asshole, taking a hit off a joint, and exhaling into rectum. Then remove straw and press firmly on stomach forcing a smoke fart out. It is then inhaled again and the process is repeated.
My ass is still smoking from that back door bagpipe last night.
Man this is some good weed. Anyone up for a back door bagpipe?
Billy brought in a bag of weed begging for a back door bagpipe.
Man this is some good weed. Anyone up for a back door bagpipe?
Billy brought in a bag of weed begging for a back door bagpipe.
by super "K" December 8, 2015
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-Why are you always risking your life? I don't want you to be a hero if it kills you! Do you know how much I worry about you? And still, you just keep knocking on heaven's door!
-I'm sorry mom, but I couldn't let that baby burn alive inside that building when it was on fire. And the mother was screaming outside.
-Why are you always risking your life? I don't want you to be a hero if it kills you! Do you know how much I worry about you? And still, you just keep knocking on heaven's door!
-I'm sorry mom, but I couldn't let that baby burn alive inside that building when it was on fire. And the mother was screaming outside.
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