Ball never lies, he is the ultimate peak of smartness is an overall god. Saying the phrase is like another way of saying 'Fax' 'Facts' or 'True'.
by the_jobless_mallu May 25, 2021
A term used to insult others presented usually in a sporting event.
To not be cool or worthy enough to call yourself cool or whatever you may claim to be.
To not be cool or worthy enough to call yourself cool or whatever you may claim to be.
by lildeezy101 May 30, 2011
A game similar to Ding Dong Ditch without the Ditching in which you try to confuse the victim and get them pissed off.
(Knock Knock)
"Hey...What do you want?"
"What do you mean what do you want you knocked on my door..."
"What no this is my house...you knocked on my door"
Feature on the youtube video Balls of steel knock and don't run
"Hey...What do you want?"
"What do you mean what do you want you knocked on my door..."
"What no this is my house...you knocked on my door"
Feature on the youtube video Balls of steel knock and don't run
by beatlelover June 04, 2009
A basketball reference. When yo mans calls a false call and you both shoot for possession of the ball (see miss off me; tops if necessary; tops period). Whoever wins possession has the right to say "Ball don't lie" in order to justify his actions. Some people believe that the phrase "Ball don't lie" has deeper meaning. They believe that God (through the ball) may invoke a certain karma for lying by altering the path of the ball in favor of the honest player. Which basically means even if u win the ball, u gon miss od even if u usually got the glitch and Mr. get yo garbage man construction worker loookin' head is gonna drop u, break yo ankles put it on snap and TYB (see TYB).
Jerome-*Trips on air while driving in the paint* "Foul"!!!
Bobby-" I didn't touch you ur 5 feet away from me"
Bobby- "You know what, Jerome miss off you"
Jerome- "Bet" *Swishes shot* "I guess Ball don't lie"
3 days later
Tyrone- "Dang Jerome how you got your ankles cooked and yo girl won't even sign yo cast "
-At Jerome's Locker, Everbody Watching
Patricia- "Jerome we through I 'ont date trash like you! Ima be chillin' with my new boo Bobby".
Bobby- "Coach Brown just said he doesn't know how he missed me during tryouts and that Ima take yo spot as starting point guard as of today". "I guess Ball really doesn't lie".
Bobby-" I didn't touch you ur 5 feet away from me"
Bobby- "You know what, Jerome miss off you"
Jerome- "Bet" *Swishes shot* "I guess Ball don't lie"
3 days later
Tyrone- "Dang Jerome how you got your ankles cooked and yo girl won't even sign yo cast "
-At Jerome's Locker, Everbody Watching
Patricia- "Jerome we through I 'ont date trash like you! Ima be chillin' with my new boo Bobby".
Bobby- "Coach Brown just said he doesn't know how he missed me during tryouts and that Ima take yo spot as starting point guard as of today". "I guess Ball really doesn't lie".
by Jjordy2326 August 10, 2018
This describes an observation that people with money and power get more of the same, unlike those who do not.
by I, Wreckerrr February 08, 2017
A phrase said by a douche bag to a weak soul after committing an act of douchebaggery to them. This is said in an attempt to point the blame to the victim rather than yourself.
Steven: Patrick...don't you think you've had enough to drink tonight?
Patrick: Don't be a douche bag!
Patrick: I'm hungry (Takes lunch money)
Steven: HEY! thats mine! My mommy gave me that!
Patrick: Don't be a douchebag!
Patrick: Don't be a douche bag!
Patrick: I'm hungry (Takes lunch money)
Steven: HEY! thats mine! My mommy gave me that!
Patrick: Don't be a douchebag!
by Pat Manson February 24, 2010
George Bush is teh 1337 and he came from TEXAS so, don't fuck with him, or j00'll be nuked biotches!
Don't mess with texas you stupid sand nigger!
by The Awesome March 28, 2005