Keyboard Diarrhea

The act of pressing multiple keys in a random order to symbolise excitement, shock, and other explosive emotions. Often reminds one of diarrhea due to the stringent rule of making sure that it sounds fluid.
Can also refer to keyboard warriors typing complete, and absolute, bullshit.

A Legend On Mangadex: You're so "the type" that even with that keyboard diarrhea you'd somehow managed to address nothing. Fuck off, I've had it with you insecure mensa rejects. Blocked.

by imafuckboi July 24, 2020

Explosive diarrhea

When your shit comes out in the solid, liquid and gas state all at the same time at high velocity.

Dude: can you get me some toilet paper, Had thai yesterday now I've painted the stall brown.

Dude2: you're kidding

Dude: I'm not, I've been in here for three hours with explosive diarrhea.

by Onepump man August 18, 2020

Explosive diarrhea

When you have to go number 2 and it turns out to be number 3 or more and it splatters inside and outside the toilet.

Every time Candy goes to the bathroom lately she has had explosive diarrhea.

by Manuel59manuel September 7, 2020

red diarrhea

when diarrhea red

person: yo whassup man i just had red diarrhea
friend: yo that sick

by friwefpadf;lkjh October 7, 2020

red diarrhea

very good and yummy and healthy and also red and painful to have

dude: yo i just had some red diarrhea
friend: nice man
friend: *has red diarrhea*

by friwefpadf;lkjh October 7, 2020

red diarrhea

Painful to get but yummy and healthy.

man: Yo I just had RED diarrhea
man 2: Congrats
man: thanks man

by friwefpadf;lkjh October 7, 2020

Doorman Diaries

A inside look to the Security Industry. Sharing your Stories, & Experiences with the World in the hope of opening peoples eyes to the dangerous world we protect them from.

Your DOORMAN is keeping a DIARY. A.k.a "DOORMAN DIARIES"

The incident report written by the DOORMAN, BOUNCER, or SECURITY WANKER, after your physically tossed out the pub window.

by SparklesSpike November 12, 2020