Kicked dick

An amped-up, testosterone (with a hint of estrogen) fueled version of "kicked ass". When an event, party, night out, etc. goes well beyond what would be conventionally expected or at all appropriate, taking it completely to the next level. In either a great, terrible or an utterly disturbing way.

Dude #1- That beerfest birthday pubcrawl yesterday totally "kicked dick".
Dude #2- Oh my God I know, if Richard Marx was alive he would totally write a song about it.
Dude #1- Wait, what? Hey, do you know how to get dead hooker smell out of a tuxedo?
Dude #2- Yeah, it's just like getting gum out, you have to rub more dead hooker on it.

by wizecracker October 6, 2016

Dick pee

The substance that leaves the male urethra after filtration of the blood via the kidneys.

College professor: what is the name of the substance that is excreted from the body in the liquid form?

Student: Dick pee.

College professor: That is correct.

by Froto Saggins December 29, 2018

young dick

Expression used by sexual predators when referring to adolescent male prey.

I need to get me some young dick.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 19, 2019

Dick Twin

When two bros find that they have identical penises.

“WOW BRO! Nice dick! It looks just like mine! You must be my dick twin!”

by Neubekk June 19, 2019

Dick Bugler

A man who brags about their Penis size being larger than others, and is always asking to compare.

"Dude, Blackwell asked Hoon to compare sizes , Blackwell is a total Dick Bugler "

"my male genitalia is predominately a greater length and width than yours" - Said the Dick Bugler

by FannyCulo May 12, 2016

Dick pandering

A woman or man who agrees with anything a man says just to feel accepted or wanted. A person who will double cross you for some dick. A thirsty individual who uses social media to look for dick.

Some women join social media groups just to start dick pandering

by Danidiva78 January 6, 2017

glue dick

A condition that occurs to males, usually after a night of sex. The male goes into the bathroom to urinate, and a paste almost clogs his urethra. The result is not one, but two (or more) streams are released. One hits the toilet seat, one runs down the male's leg, and one hits the cat. The toilet water is never touched.

I had to shower and change my pants because glue dick sprayed all over the bathroom again!

by randalllflagg September 1, 2013