glazing the donut

glazing the donut means jacking off and having a cumgasm.

I had an awesome cumgasm when I was glazing the donut this morning!

by USAF Cadet July 25, 2021

Detroit Donut Shop

The process of placing a donut on the penis before having sex and then proceeding. The type of donut doesn't matter but the hole must be big enough for the penis to fit through.

Tina: I like receiving Detroit Donut Shops.

Kelsey: Hellz yeah, me too!

by The Steamer March 23, 2009

vatican donut

An intimate sexual position consisting of one male protruding another males anal canal with his penis.

It gets it's name from Vatican City, in which women are not permitted, hence if any intercourse is to go on inside the Vatican, it must be man in man.

The "donut" part of the term comes from the anal canals shape which resembles somewhat of a sweet bakery treat, ie a donut.

AKA "dirty gay bumsex"

I heard Bob and Fred love their Vatican Donuts!

by Rowan Pattymelon September 1, 2006

Walking Donut

Any person of a very short, fat nature with very pale-white skin

that Danny Brennan kid is such a walking donut

by rippler March 18, 2009

Texas Donut

A description of your asshole after you've have a really hard time dropping a turd. It feels like its stretched and shit is everywhere.

Dude, worst shit ever. Talk about a real texas donut.

by Trashboy November 16, 2014

Human Donut

A person who's head is so far up their own ass that they become donut shaped.

"Dude, David is so annoying. He just finished reading The Stranger and now he won't shut up about how life is meaningless. The worst part is he talks about this bullshit like he invented it."

"Yeah man, he's becoming a human donut."

by Atom Smasher August 6, 2014

mossy donut

A large female pubic mound surrounding an enormous vagina.

Man I would like to eat that mossy donut.

by The Strevil May 5, 2018