Boston Cream Donut

A cheap alternative to a fleshlight. Often used for its white creamy goodness.

Stop fucking that fleshlight and stick your dick in this Boston Cream Donut.

by Rusty Wheeler October 04, 2021

time to make the donuts

Time to go to work. Applies generally, to any task/activity. Or, to leave home for one's place of employment. Usually expressed in a dreary, I'd-really-rather-stay-home-and-masturbate kinda way.

Man kisses wife as he grabs his keys. "Time to make the donuts."

by ChuckChaser69 October 07, 2010

Time to make the donuts

Meaning to start work, from the Dunkin Donuts commercials where Fred the Baker would state "time to make the doughnuts" when leaving home for work.

"Time to make the donuts." quipped the gun-for-hire, as he squared off with his target.

by El Hitto October 09, 2018

raffle your donut

Scottish expression according to comedian Craig Ferguson meaning, "Go peddle your ass." Similar to Get lost, or fuck off.

Haggis: I saw you with Maggie last night. She's one ugly bitch.
Mac: Go raffle your donut

by Harry Baltazar May 23, 2008

tangy leather donut

another phrase for a womans butt hole

man i love the taste of her tangy leather donut

by nick March 09, 2004

rusty ring donut

The brown circle around your cornhole. Many mistake it as shit stains, but no need to worry, it is natural. Push your finger in and find the secret filling inside. The rusty ring donut is also the breakfast choice of many queers and prison inmates.

Mrs. Weathers who is the ultimate cunt-slut stated that she loves the taste of a warm creamy rusty ring donut when she has a nice hot Dickin's Cider.

by Wun Hung Lo December 19, 2005

jelly donut

A used maxipad not disposed properly.

I can't believe there is a jelly donut on the floor.

by MaxLoewBoston October 27, 2005