post fatal depression

The feeling at the pit of your stomache that you acheive after watching a fatality, whether it be on a gore internet site or a violent film. One often feels guilty and suffers from post fatal depression. The emotion can be overcome by watching porn or something similiarly amusing.

1: Ive been watching suicide videos all day and i think im suffering from past fatal depression.

2: My cat just got run over, it was funny watching its organs explode on the front of the SUV but i think my little sis is suffering from Post fatal depression.

by Jared Ellis March 9, 2008

depress-express

a gravely solemn roommate who's academic choices have caused them to be the sole suckling parasite who destroys any joy and or happiness that may be present in the apartment at any given time. This person also the bears the burden of never getting laid due to his/her lack of social skills.

Well here Ryan goes again, riding the depress-express, ALL ABOARD!!!

by boryan February 9, 2009

Depressed Dog

A canine (four legged domesic mammal that can lick his own balls lucky...) that is mentally and phisacally in a state of sadness.

Damn thats 1 depressed dog bitch


The Depressed dog smoked a joint

by Pimp_guy666 June 4, 2004

Fake Depression

Fake depression isn't the actual mental illness that it's associated with and is instead a severe form of autism. Attention-seeking scooter fags, retards, and whores all use fake depression to their own benefit. They usually flex being diagnosed with depression and being medicated. They usually don't verbalize what's causing their depression and would much rather enjoy getting offended when called out for faking depression instead of using their energy towards something more productive or actually helping real depressed people

Retard: Dude, I think I'm depressed I want to cut myself with a butter knife.

Sane person: Do it pussy no balls you have fake depression stfu

by connor <3 hana kpop November 9, 2019

Depression

Juice Wrld

Guy 1:Are u in a state of depression.

Guy 2: Na I'm listening to Juice Wrld
Guy 1: You're depressed then

Guy 2:why do you look emo

Guy 1: Because it's cold

by Patchito March 8, 2022

post-onanismic depression

a feeling of depression and sometimes guilt one has after masturbation (onanism).

Some people are afflicted by post-onanismic depression.

by uttam maharjan August 10, 2010

postmodem bipolar depression

Unlike the previously mentioned in Urbandictionary 'postmodem depression' which is the feeling you get when you haven't had access to the internet for a long time, like several minutes. Postmodem bipolar depression is the feeling you get when your internet connection keeps going off: when it's up you feel happy and excited; when it's down, you feel sad, lonely and helpless. This can happen several times in a day.

I haven't seen your sister for days: I've heard she's suffering from postmodem bipolar depression.

by timidmoon November 24, 2010