some year 9 kid called Dan Eason. every1 calls him fat dan because he is on the large side. this is because his mum has been fattening him up ready to eat him in the great year of 2010. He is the biggest bam margera bummer ever (i got nothin agaist bam, but this kid needs to remove his small bent excuse for a dick from bams ass and return it to his pickle jar) in conclusion fat dan is a cunt and he invites people round to his house to get drunk (the brookstar mainly, when he was friends with him), they barf all over his house then his mum has a shitfit coz they barfed on his new sofa. wot a pussy.
brookstar: haha its fat dan
fat dan: meh
coop: i love you dan
brookstar: ur fucking gay coop n im gonna bang u
coop: *shits self yet again.... jesus that kid has problems*
fat dan: meh
coop: i love you dan
brookstar: ur fucking gay coop n im gonna bang u
coop: *shits self yet again.... jesus that kid has problems*
by Loz December 16, 2004
Get the fat danmug. by jejacket October 10, 2004
Get the thunder danmug. Did you see afghan dan in the gym yesterday, his arms were freakin HUGE! I swear, he thinks he is the hulk, no lie.
by $yphili$ October 26, 2009
Get the afghan danmug. by *mcluvin* December 13, 2018
Get the dan adamsmug. Someone who suspiciously owns a lot of horses and is always wandering off to the stables with a bag that’s full.
by SpoopyBootay May 9, 2020
Get the Dirty Danmug. by Annonymousssss....x February 12, 2019
Get the Dan yatesmug. 