Cummins 

To do a Cummins:

- To suggest very restrictive measures that others must follow, and then choose not to follow these rules themself. (See hypocrite ).

- Must then spend hours making excuses and defending said action, without apology or remorse, despite everyone else explaining how wrong his actions were.

John: "So what about these new restrictions coming this weekend? No chance we'll make that BBQ now"
Dominic: "No worry, everyone's doing a Cummins and will go anyway!"

Cummins by DominicCummins May 25, 2020

cummings 

A unit of measurement for calculating how much bullshit you can get away with despite evidence to the contrary. Usually the bullshit comes from the bullshitter, making this hypocritical at best and a blatant abuse of power at worst.

I just used the full cummings and the whole country fell for it.

cummings by Anton LaBleu May 29, 2020

Cummies 

Its like having the munchies but instead of eating you wanna masturbate

Dawg i got the cummies i rlly gotta beat it rn

Cummies by Lil_nando June 3, 2020

Cummies 

Its like the munchies but instead of eating you want to masturbate

Dawg i got the cummies imma go beat it real quick

Cummies by Lil_nando June 3, 2020

Cumma 

Slang for “Cummer”, referring to a friend that cums

Used similar to “Homie” or “Dude”

Travis: Those boys over there are my cummas
Skyler: Is that dude to the right also your cumma?
Travis: Yeah, he’s my cumma alright

Travis: Those boys over there are my cummas
Skyler: Is that dude to the right also your cumma?
Travis: Yeah, he’s my cumma alright

Cumma by CummaNumbaOneUh June 14, 2020

Cammy Winchcole 

An absolute fucking tool who thinks it’s acceptable to cliff dive without protective equipment.

Also a very good dog

Woah wtf that guys such a Cammy Winchcole

Cammy Winchcole by Cammy bhoy June 27, 2020

cummie 

our lord and savior mummies cummie. cummie is the leader of a cult dedicated to cummie. the three leaders are nasperm cummie and ecume. join us or perish

“wow i cant believe cummie doesnt have a toilet, i shall get our leader one”

cummie by cumling July 11, 2020